At last. It was about time! - English-Thread #1

[Turgon]

One of the main characters lost a game of foosball against some bad germans and then one of the germans says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGd56epac5c

[Liferipper]

What really suprised me is that there is no word for Schadenfreude in english. One of my favourite shows(Community) made a joke about this and i didn't understand it until I heard that there is no word for this

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Lisa: Dad, do you know what Schadenfreude is?
Homer: No, I do not know what shaden-frawde is.
[sarcasm] Please tell me, because I'm dying to know.
Lisa: It's a German term for `shameful joy', taking pleasure in the suffering of others.
Homer: Oh, come on Lisa. I'm just glad to see him fall flat on his butt!
[getting mad] He's usually all happy and comfortable, and surrounded by loved ones, and it makes me feel... What's the opposite of that shameful joy thing of yours?
Lisa: [nastily] Sour grapes.
Homer: Boy, those Germans have a word for everything!

[Turgon]

Back from page 3!
Some weeks ago I met an american guy in a bar and he made one of the funniest jokes I've heard.
Well I ordered some shots for our group. Afterwards he said: "Well, I don't like jews!"
Me and my friends looked at each other and I asked the american:"What?!"
With a stone like face he replied: "Yeah, like tomatojuice or orangejuice" and then he laughed
Oh man, I hope, I can use this joke someday