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A man in his early 20s, jobless and living with his parents. Did a couple of years at university, but dropped out and now spends most of his time masturbating in his room or arguing on the internet. His parents understandably are pretty fed up of him, and demand to know when he's planning to do. Thinking quickly, he downloads a free version of Unity, throws together as many stock assets as he can find together and packages them as a "game". He steals his mother's credit card and uses it to stick it up on Steam Greenlight.
He presents this to his irate parents and shows them the trailer - "See mum, this is what I've been doing. I'm developing a game and it's going to be the next big thing!" His parents, ignorant to the world of computer games are impressed by the moving pictures and the dog on a skateboard. Knowing he's bought himself another six months of freeloading, the man smugly retires to his room, cracks open his bottle of Jergens and opens the folder on his desktop entitled "Tentacle Hentai"...
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