Wenn ich dann gerade nichts besseres zu tun habe, gucke ich vielleicht mit. Das wäre dann mein drittes Mal, aber wayne. Der Film hat nette Songs. You better believe I got tricks up my sleeve And I captivate Because I'm powerful and great~ Welcome to the show We're here to let you know That my hairdo is ridiculously big. I mean, just look at it! This thing is like three times the size of my torso! It's like hair cancer growing out of my follicles! That's right folks. I have hair cancer. Fifty percent of my body mass is hair. If I went to space I could skydive from orbit because I could use my hair as an ablative heat shield. That's how much hair I have. Don't believe me? Where do you think the Dazzlings live? I fold my hair inside out and there's a freakin' luxury mansion in there. It's got twelve bedrooms, a pool area and a hedge maze I don't even know the extent of. Aria once got lost in there and it took the police two weeks to track her down with a chopper and a K-9 unit. Do you know why I'm even after Equestrian magic? It's because I have so much hair that keeping it clean requires thirty-seven employees to work twelve hours a day cleaning it area by area and it's freakin' expensive. I just want a haircare spell here, people! I ain't asking for much! ... Right. ... Anyone want some ice cream? There's a new ice cream parlor that's opened inside my hairdo and I haven't had the time to go yet. Come along, everybody. My treat.
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