Fuchskant # Fuchszehn - geh dir einen vixen!

**Tyr** · 28.05.2013 00:19

Ich habe letztens wieder Der fantastische Mr. Fox geguckt. Großartiger Film!

**Icetongue** · 29.05.2013 20:36

Realm of the Mad God ist voll das knorke Spiel.

**Ave** · 29.05.2013 20:52

Svend ist doof und keiner mag ihn.

**Sabaku** · 29.05.2013 23:39

Geh kacken, Svend

**Icetongue** · 29.05.2013 23:40

Zitat von Sabaku

Geh kacken, Svend

Ja dann geh ich halt!

**T.U.F.K.A.S.** · 30.05.2013 17:59

Can't hardly wait for Schwanzkant #Schwanzig - Nimm' ihn in den Schlund!

Hat jemand "Schlund" gesagt? Oh mein Gott, ich bin ein Fuchs!

**T.U.F.K.A.S.** · 03.06.2013 22:03

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~~~X

Mo' bounce:

**Icetongue** · 04.06.2013 00:00

**T.U.F.K.A.S.** · 04.06.2013 06:29

Zitat von Icetongue

AAAAHHHH BILL PAXTON!!! <3 Jetzt muss ich den Film wohl gucken, wa?

**WeTa** · 04.06.2013 19:08

**T.U.F.K.A.S.** · 04.06.2013 21:32

**Sabaku** · 05.06.2013 14:01

Ich weiß, der Witz mit dem Opening war schon alt bevor er gut wurde, aber trotzdem...

**Holo** · 20.07.2013 23:00

Ich glaub das passt hier auch rein. Mit viel Fantasie.

**Ianus** · 21.07.2013 20:28

Zitat

After my gyno asked the usual “are you sexually active?” question, which I always have to strain myself to not answer “AM I?!!”, and offer a high five, the guy gyno snapped on his rubber gloves.

He then made a noise that sounded a bit like this: HUH.

Which is never something you wanna hear when someone is staring at your vagina. I mean, he was looking at this thing like it was a TomTom satnav which had just sent him to the edge of a cliff.

He said “just a second”, and he went out of the room and came back with a second doctor. This second doc peered at my vulva like he was looking at a rare diamond. Which, in a way, he was.

He then said: “It could be that you have syphilis”.

IT COULD BE THAT YOU HAVE SYPHILIS.

“Wha?” I said, “That’s ridiculous. Nobody has syphilis. That thing is like, died out, right?”

Syphilis, clearly, is for Bram Stoker and Nietzsche. There was no way I had syphilis.

“Well it is rare”, Dr 2. said, “But it is still active in a lot of parts of the world. Have you been on holiday recently to any unusual places, Africa say? Parts of Eastern Asia?”

There was a pause.

“I live in Russia”.

Yeah, I totally had the syphilis.

The Vagenda ist immer wieder Comedy Gold.