[archiv] My little Pony: Friendship is Magic

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Ja, Doppelpost, aber ihr seid langsam und ich habe Content. Saved by the ninja!

Zuerst mal ist "Mein deiches Pony" fertig geworden. Ich kann mit gutem Gewissen sagen, daß das das mit Abstand einzige Video ist, das ich bisher auf YouTube eingestellt habe.

Außerdem habe ich gerade etwas schlimmes in den Nachrichten gelesen:

ELEMENTS OF HARMONY OR ELEMENTS OF CRIME?
Ponyville (ep) – Earlier this week, the current the wielders of the Elements of Harmony were arrested over accusations of magic piracy.

"This is a very serious case," said Money Vampire, spokesperson of the Magic Producers Association of Equestria (MPAE). "These ponies were engaging in an illegal pony-to-pony magicsharing network called 'Friendship' that enabled them to engage in castingright infringement on a large scale. We estimate that within the last year alone, these six ponies have caused losses of more than six hundred million bits for the Equestrian magic industry."

The Business Magic Alliance (BMA) has also launched a lawsuit over "infringement on BMA member castingrights and BMA member patents on subjects including, but not limited to, using magic to create harmonious vibrations in a gaseous medium (Pat.No. 34209578092, Pon-3nterprises); using magic to fill a container with foodstuffs (Pat.No. 94236598246, Apple Family); using magic to enable combustion of objects more then one mile above ground (Pat.No. 548787653432, DragonCorp); using magic to create an emission of light while traveling fast (Pat.No. 97685323465546, Patent Trolls Inc.) and using magic to defeat a moon deity (Pat.No. 12, Night Mare Moon)."

During the arrest, witnesses heard Twilight Sparkle, the suspected leader of the group and a pony with a background in large-scale vandalism, say: "This is nonsense! Friendship isn't some magicsharing network, it is magic!" Afterwards, the MPAE added production and distribution of counterfeit magic to their list of charges.

Anonymous sources indicate that the MPAE and the BMA were tipped off by a high-ranking member of the royal family, however Pricess Celestia declined to comment on the situation and Princess Luna only made a cryptic remark about an upcoming "revival". She also called for law reform concerning powerful artifacts like the Elements of Harmony, stating that such destructive weapons should not be left in the hands of "such antisocial economical terrorists."

@Remix: Hey, das klingt ja annähernd so gut als hätte ich es durch ein Text-to-speech-Programm singen lassen. *schauder* Autotune ist echt eine Seuche.