Lustige Sachen zum ablachen

[Karl]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJgC9LEBTuQ
Ich liebe college humor

[Ty Ni]

Deviantart ist ein Goldschatz xD

[Gorewolf]

http://vimeo.com/9606136
Ich Liebe Kirsten Dunst

[Dolmial]

Und hier ein uralter:

Wie kriegt man einen Elefanten in den Kühlschrank?

Kühlschrank auf, Elefant rein, Kühlschrank zu.

Wie kriegt man eine Giraffe in den Kühlschrank?

Kühlschrank auf, Elefant raus, Giraffe rein, Kühlschrank zu.

[Rick Jones]

Und woran erkennt man, dass ein Elefant im Kühlschrank war.

An den Spuren in der Butter

[VD3???]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QRNsb-nJiY

[Sunny]

Unsere lieben Schweizer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSS9NAV0VbA

[VD3???]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti_9L9jo3RA

[Zeitauge]

Chuck Norris Fuß hat bei einem Roundhousekick eine so hohe Geschwindigkeit erreicht, dass er ein Wurmloch erzeugt hat, in die Vergangenheit gereist ist und dort alte Kulturen und die Dinosaurier ausgelöscht hat!

[Taro Misaki]

http://www.amazon.de/product-reviews...owViewpoints=1

Lest euch mal die Kundenrezensionen durch.

[MaxikingWolke22]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXRlpwuCgL8

[J.R.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUll5SnavOw

[Zeitauge]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jL7kFmCf2Z8
Erster Teil der Butterkekstorte-Reihe. Sehr empfehlenswert, insbesondere Trashfans werden es lieben!

[Auratus]

Heute morgen war ich auf der A1 unterwegs. Links von mir fuhr eine Frau einen brandneuen BMW mit über 130 km/h, ihr Gesicht ganz nah am Spiegel und pinselte ihre Augenlider.

Einen Moment sah ich weg; als ich wieder hinsah, war sie schon halb in meiner Spur, noch immer mit dem Make-up beschäftigt.

Obwohl ich ein sehr männlicher Kerl bin, erschrak ich so sehr, dass mir mein Elektrorasierer aus der Hand flog. Worauf ich das Steuerrad mit der anderen Hand fassen musste, wobei ich das Sandwich nicht mehr halten konnte...

Beim Versuch, den Wagen mit den Knien wieder in die Spur zu bringen, fiel mir das Handy vom Ohr direkt in den heissen Kaffee zwischen meinen Beinen. Der schwappte heraus, verbrannte mir meine edelsten Teile, ruinierte mein Handy und unterbrach ein wichtiges Gespräch !!!

Oh, diese Frauen am Steuer...

[Auratus]

[Zeitauge]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1eFdUSnaQM
MRÖMMM MRÖMMM!!!111 HUOAAAA!!!!!!!!!!2

[Sebbo]

Einer der besten Filmszenen überhaupt:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCJc8Oemwj0


Und hier noch ein paar Auftritte von "Eure Mütter":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmdVUfLjDq0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Smbf7...eature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwzJf...eature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E4Zc...eature=related

Ich finde die einfach zu geil.

[Ianus]

This thread reminds me of them so much, so... Latvian joke time!

Joke:
Three men are in ship. One Latvian, one Russian, one Lithuanian. Lithuanian take out one bottle wodka. Russian kill Lithuanian, then drink wodka. Then Latvian wait until Russian drink self to sleep, then kill. Is end.

Joke:
Latvian: Is so cold.
All: How cold is?
Latvian: Very. Also dark.

Joke:
A fishmonger says to a bootblack, "Are there any more potato left?" Bootblack says, "Yes, one. But it has gone bad." The fishmonger says, "I am very hungry. I have not eaten for three days. I shall eat it, even if it makes me very ill." And bootblack says, "I did not speak truth. In reality, there is no food left. You shall go hungry yet another day, my friend."

Joke:
Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have sent Siberia! “More bread for me,” man think. But bread have worm.

Joke:
Janis: I hope my son does not die during night.
Guntis: What is "hope"?
Janis: Yes. I know what you say.
Guntis: No. I am serious. What is hope?
Janis: In truth, I do not know.

Joke:
Questioning: Why did chicken cross road?
Answering: I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers rape her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

Joke:
Man car break down near house of farmer. Take shelter in barn. Find farmer daughter in barn. Oh! Hot stuff! But TOO LATE! Is already rape by soldier.

Joke:
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Latvian.
Latvian who?
Please open door. Is cold.

Joke:
Latvian walk into bar with poodle under one arm and salami under other. Eat salami first.

...

Gott, hier sind so viele faule Witze. ich muss sie alle posten.

Joke:
How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb?
Only one. Obtain light bulb is hard part. You have potato?

Joke:
How is get one-arm Latvian out of tree?
Is no one-arm Latvian! Why you silly? All go Center for Great Peaceful Physical Reassignment. You no ask.

Joke:
Why six is afraid seven? Because seven have many friend politburo.

Joke:
Latvian walk into bar with pig on shoulder. Bartender say, “That look delicious!” But pig say, “No. Is Latvian. Taste is similar to dog.”

Joke:
Latvian walk into bar with mule. Bartender say, “Why so long face?” Latvian say, “I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby. “

Joke:
Is dead dog in road. Is dead Latvian in road. What difference?
Dog have fur keep warm. Also, freedom. And dog try eat poop for pleasure not just survive. So many thing!

Joke:
Latvian is rub lamp find genii. Genii say, “What is three wishes?” Latvian say, “I wish potato!” Then, POOF! Potato! Latvian so happy! “Oh! Is potato! Is potato!” say Latvian. Genii ask, “What is next wish?” Latvian is say, “I wish you go away so can enjoy potato!” POOF! Too bad. Also, was only lamp.

...

Joke:
Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.

Joke:
Boy: But mother, I no are like grandma.
Mother: Eat anyway. Is no potato.

Joke:
Latvian walk into bar and say, “I have not eaten for many days. One full beer will be too much for me. How much just maybe one shot beer?” Bartender say, “This is can do for you. Is two centimes.” Latvian say, “Oh. I was hoping it would be less. I do not have that much.”

Joke:
What are one potato say other potato?
Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?

Joke:
How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb?
25. One screw in, 24 ride bicycle generator for 1-hour shift. But time probably better spend search food.

Joke:
Three Latvian girl are walk down street. One have knife, one have gun, one have window. They are meet soldier. Soldier is ask first girl, “Why you are have knife?” “If you try rape me, I stab!” she say. Okay! Second girl, “Why you are have gun?” “If you try rape me, I shoot!” she say. Okay! Third girl, “Why you are have window?!?” “If you try rape me, I jump out!”

Joke:
Latvian is capture by cannibals. Cannibals say, “We are kill you and eat you and use skin for canoe. But you may choose means of your death.” Latvian say, “Okay! You are give me fork, please!” But oops! Is forgot how use!

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[Nesis]

@Sebbo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVf6QqIT-tw

Genau mein Humor.

[T.U.F.K.A.S.]

bestes review aller zeiten

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