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Ich war bei Twilight noch im Kino. Ich kann mich nur noch daran erinnern, das es im Kino nach viel Östrogen roch...
Twilight ist das Argument schlechthin gegen Medienbeeinflussung. Denn wenn Medien wirklich einen Einfluss haben, dann sind ein beträchtlicher Anteil an Frauen weltweit durch den Film stockdumm geworden.

Eine Autorin, die Schreibkurse abhält hat sich sogar mal mit den jugendlichen Männern verbündet und über die Twilight-Fanfic-Schreiberinnen in ihrer Gruppe gelacht, so bescheuert ist die ganze Serie.

Im Nachhinein tat es ihr leid.



Btw, BE AGGRESSIVE!

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>DM: Ok Kirk, you've taken 150 damage. What does that leave you at?

Kirk: Oh, I'm fine. I still have 50 hit points left.

DM: Kirk, what the fuck are you trying to pull? That's impossible.

Kirk: Well, I -am- 143rd level.

DM: Kirk, I told you you had to level down to 10 before you could play. Lemme see your character sheet.

*looks at sheet*

Kirk, you're at -79 hitpoints. The called shots alone would have severed your head. You're dead.

Kirk: No. I've got an adamantite spinal cord given to me by Lilith, goddess of the Drow!

DM: No you don't. That never happened!

Kirk: Well, I've got this ring that heals me to full hit points whenever I reach 0 hitpoints.

DM: Kirk, I told you to remove that!

Kirk: *gets all misty-eyed* Well, I've got a ioun stone that teleports me to safety whenever I fall unconsious.

DM: Kirk, Fabian is dead.

Party: Let's loot his corpse! Dibs on that ioun stone! I want his healing ring!

Kirk: *tears streaming down his face* THAT'S NOT FAIR! THEY CHEATED!

Party: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! GTFO Kirk!

Kirk left crying. A grown man reduced to tears over a piece of paper. I almost felt bad for him. But Kirk was the cancer that was killing D&D.