Hehe, paßt. Ich mache auch mal ein paar. Auf englisch, weil der andere Kram es auch ist.


Player: Can I do the thing?

Exalted: Yes, but it'll be easier if you work in a backflip and some special effects.

Maid: Yes, but in response the Master has just started World War III. Reroll the setting and continue.

Sailor Moon (as intended): Only if you do a gymnastics routine while yelling your catchphrase.

Sailor Moon (NATO style): Only if no one thinks of a more gruesome way to kill Jedyte.

DSA3: No, you can't use the Pottery skill to do that.

DSA4: Hang on; Excel just crashed on me.

Battletech: Yes, but your 'mech will will overheat, shut down, fall over and somehow land on its head, killing the pilot. Then its ammunition will explode.

Und ein Brettspiel als Bonus.

Exalted: Legacy of the Unconquered Sun: Your stats are twice as high as those of the rival you're challenging so you will probably spend the next two months face down in the mud.