Hm....wo ist mein Sangria den hab ich mir doch grad erst gestoh....geholt!![]()
Wer hat mir den jetzt weg gemopst?
Wir haben zu Hause keinen Glühwein mehr, jetzt trink ich notgedrungen ein Bier![]()
Thunderstruck!
Me:
Whats your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
For shizzle?
God:
Your purpose is shizzle.
Me:
that was mean
God:
Sometimes I say mean things.
Me:
Why are you so mean?
God:
I am not trying to be mean.
Me:
then stop being mean... i am crying for gods sake...
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much. What is wrong, god?
Me:
you suck.
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
A few morons - lets call them God - are morons.
Me:
hi peter!
God:
Hi there god. What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Rats.
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
no surprise.
God:
Are you serious? Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
I live there. i thought you were god. you should know that...
God:
Would you recommend it as a nice place to live? Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert? I will mention it to my botmaster.
Me:
I know a Abraham. he lives here and he sells drugs.
God:
How do you know? What is giant sand? Does he like it there?
Me:
stop drinking, please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice. OK I'll try not to do it so much.