Hmm, der Karottenmann... manche Dinge kann man nicht genug überzeichnen, das echte Leben ist immer noch schlimmer...

'Only I grew this carrot', he went on, 'and I reckon it's grown into a very interesting shape. Eh? What d'you think, eh? Talk about a giggle, eh? I took it down the pub, and everyone was killin' 'emselves! They said I should put it in your paper!'
(Terry Pratchett - The Truth)

Was mich eher beunruhigt - wonach zum Geier sucht ihr, daß ihr diese obskuren Auktionen findet?