Und zur Abwechlung mal richtig OnTopic: Chuck Norris vs. Oblivion.


Chuck Norris doesnt need to edit his oblivion.ini file to play, Obilivion edits its chucknorris.ini file in order to handle Chuck Norris playing.

Chuck Norris doesnt need to install graphics card drivers, graphics cards need to install Chuck Norris drivers.

Chuck Norris doesnt contact support with problems. He instead starts roundhouse kicking random developers until the problem gets fixed.

Chuck Norris's graphic card is NEVER not supported, its the game that's not supported by Chuck Norris.

Oblivion doesnt crash while Chuck Norris is playing, it shuts down out of pure fear of Chuck Norris.

Oblivion only lags when Chuck Norris asks it to.

Chuck Norris plays Oblivion in multiplayer mode.

Chuck Norris always plays the custom class "Chuck Norris" and uses his own custom mod "Roundhouse Kick" which lets him kill any thing in the game, from any distance, with one kick.

After finding out that Chuck Norris would be playing Oblivion, Patrick Stewart and the other voice actors all asked to be put in the witness protection program.