Mal einen auf Englisch:
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"
The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is urinate. Please use the word ur-i-nate in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go."
Little Johnny, thinks for a bit, and then says, "Youre an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN!"
