Der Witzethread (Witze, lustige Bilder, etc.)

[Tikanderoga]

Hier was für die englisch-bewanderten:
PRAYERS

FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.



MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with big t*ts
who owns a pub and a fishing boat.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh*t.

Amen

[Angel of Death]

Hier was für die englisch-bewanderten:
PRAYERS

FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.



MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with big t*ts
who owns a pub and a fishing boat.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh*t.

Amen

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Hehe der is nicht schlecht
Sind Bilder eigentlich auch erlaubt ? Wenn ja dann hier:
^^