Does it need any reason for teatime? (English OT - the first chapter)

[Evanescence]

dear ladies and gentleman,

welcome to our first official not-treaded-in-the-first-second-after-opening-thread in a foreign language !___!

in this thread it is not just a matter of courtesy to write in the English language, but merely a duty. to begin with, you can start telling us something about your relationship towards English in general (everything except passion is inacceptable! ) and specifically about your experiences at school/work/during holidays/whatever.

hopefully, this isn't going to be a second-rate thread in 1337. >__> nor it is a requirement to be the next shakespeare. just have a good time and keep your cursor close to the maybe best online dictionary available in cases of doubt and wonder. ^^