Eure Lieblingssongtexte vol.2

[T.U.F.K.A.S.]

Weird Al Yankovic - Jerry Springer
It's been, one week since we got to see,
Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry
5 days since they had the show
with the hermaphrodit the slut, and the crackhoe
3 days since we heard the tale
about the guy who learned his woman was a she-male.
Yesterday, it occured to me,
that I'd been watching a bit too much Jerry Springer

Holy cow, didya see it last week?
Well they had this one freak,
Who suckered punched his whole family
Do you recall when the brawl became a total 'free-for-all'
and jerry's in the middle trying to be the referee?
Hey, see the stripper with the implants?
She likes to lap-dance, and date the boyfriend of her mother
Now here comes Jerry's next guest,
and it's a slug fest cuz it's her trailer trash brother

Nymphomaniac is back on crack it's like when animals attack
they all exhibit reprehensible behaviour
hit em in the nose tear off their clothes step on their toes thats how it goes
they get so violent they have to sign a waiver.

They're always swearin' cursin' kickin' butt and pointin' blame
on the air they dont care they got no shame.
There was one guy I'm sure he felt a little strange,
when he found out that his wife had a sex change
They have a tendency to scream and yell constantly,
They have a history of ripping off their shirts...

It's been one week since they had the fight,
with the Siamese twins and the transvestite
5 days since that awful brawl,
They still haven't got the blood off the wall,
it's been 3 days since the bitter feud
between the KKK and the gay Jewish black dude
Yesterday, it finally dawned on me,
that I'd been watching a bit too much Jerry Springer

[Spoken]

Baby, I've been sleeping with your sister.

Ugh! Which one?

All of 'em!

Well I've been sleeping with you're best friend, Jay!

Yeah? Well, well...

Me too and I've been sleeping with your dog, Woofie

Woofie, you bitch! Well I'm also sleepin' with your pet goat!

That goat doesn't love you!

Once you start watching, there's just no stopping
Your brain shuts down, and your IQ's dropping.
Jerry's the king of confrontation, he's a sensation,
he puts the sin in sindication
He's totally worthless like a bad check, he's like a train wreck,
Don't want to stare, but you can't look away.
Like Sally Jesse, he does talk shows, but with more weirdos,
The rating's jumping higher every day

If you've seen the show, then you know it's about as low as you can go,
The guests are tacky, and they're lacking in their hygiene
Then pretty soon, some ugly goon comes in the room,
and then it's boom in the face of some unsuspecting drag queen
Well it's the kind of show where people scream obscenities,
yanking hair, throwing chairs are their hobbies.
Jerry, Jerry, now the crowd starts their favourite chant
Should I turn off my TV? I just can't
I have a tendency to watch it religiously,
I have a history of taping each one

It's been one week since the show about,
Psycho killers with problems they should work out
5 days since the big surprise,
when some loser's wife said that shes still datin' 20 guys,
3 days since the interview,
a bunch of psychic pornstar midgets who were all nude,
Yesterday it occured to me,
that I've been watching a bit too much jerry Springer

Tired of wasting my time on that Jerry Springer,
I've got way too much class to watch Jerry Springer
Come over here and pull on my finger

[Zer0]

Mal was Schönes von StS..^^"

Sommertag

Die Sonne tropft auf's Kanapee
läuft auf den Teppich, wird ein See
in dem der Staub zu baden scheinen will
ein Hitzemeer
und alle Dinge um mich her
sie schweigen still

ein Hemd, ein Bett, ein Bild - kein Trostvom Frühstück ein verbrannter Tost
und wie in Bernstein konserviert
die Fliege die im Honigglas
ertrunken war
als sie sich überfrass

was für ein Tag
was für ein Sommertag
ein abgestürzter Himmel, der im Rasen lag

die Luft ist stickig und verbraucht
zuviel gegrübelt und geraucht
wenn es doch nur ein wenig kühler
wär
ich gäbe alles und noch mehr
für eine Stunde
Sommerregen her

was für ein Tag ...

Doch nur der Schweiss läuft über
mich
verklebt und müde rekelt sich
in mir die Illusion du wärst bei mir
doch weil kein Wind die Wolken treibt
ist Tost mit Honig das was bleibt
im Hitzemeer

was für ein Tag ...


Die Jagd

Du gehst mir nach, ich folge dir
ein Kopfgeld gibt es für dein Haar
ich kenne deine Spur

du lockst mich weiter weg von hier
du bist so jung wie ich's nie war
hier gibt es keine Uhr

du gehst zu weit für mich allein
jetzt jagt man alle Hunde los
und läßt die Falken fliegen

du kommst nicht weit, das Land ist klein
und deine Augen sind so groß
nur ich kann dich noch kriegen

bleib
bleib stehn oder ich schiess auf mich

ich fang die Doppelgänger ein
dein Name steht an jedem Haus
du bist schon lang verraten

du kannst nicht immer schneller sein
bald wirst du müd, dann ist es aus
dann kommen die Soldaten

bleib
bleib stehn oder ich schiess auf mich


..und BG:

Otherland

They rule the land
They are in command
They hold all strings in hand
They are invisible
Out of sight
They've designed
A secret place
To play their games
A world they're in control
Divine law
Divine law
Be aware
Now
Mind your steps
We are uninvited guests
They may find and catch us
Don't forget
Do what I say
Now connect
Don't even ask
Until we're out of it
Everything's at highest stake
Come take a look
We are in
Take a breath
But don't forget
It isn't real
It isn't true
An illusion
Nothing more

You're part of the game
You're slave to the grind
Oblivion
Is your key to the Otherland
You're part of the game
You're cursed
You're damned
By now you understand

You're part of the game
You're slave to the grind
Oblivion
You're welcome to the
Otherland
You' re part of the game
You're cursed
You're damned
By now you understand

We get closer
There's no better way
Lullaby Lane
Fate is on its way

The inner district
Is the place you need to know
It's overwhelming
So let's rest here for a while

Someone else appears
Silently
Watch me when I fall down
Everything seems real
Suddenly
A perfect simulation

Come take a look
Breathe it in
Artificial wonderlands
We are wandering around
Things shall vanish
They won't last
Now I know
You understand
This world is not true
Nothing is real
Nothing at all
It's bits and pieces
We walk through

You're part of the game
You're slave to the grind
Oblivion
Is your key to the Otherland
You're part of the game
You're cursed
You're damned
By now you understand

You're part of the game
You're slave to the grind
Oblivion
You've reached the promised land
You're part of the game
You're cursed
You're damned
Welcome to the Otherland

Wait
I can feel things are not right
Do not breathe
Don't look behind
There's someone else
The observer

A thrick of light
A fading line
The entrance is gone
We can't get out of it
We are slightly losing ground

Quick
It is time
We shall go
We better leave
And don't come back
No way to run
Nowhere to hide
I fear
We're walking aimlessly

You're part of the game
You're slave to the grind
Oblivion
Is your key to the Otherland
You're part of the game
You're cursed
You're damned
By now you understand
You're part of the game
You're slave to the grind
Oblivion
Welcome to the Ohterland
You're part of the game
You're cursed
You're damned
You've reached
The promised land

You've crossed the line
You've reached the end