Miime - PicketyPucketyPum
I do know by any means
That my cat does not like beans
And I also know for sure
That my cat dislikes "The Cure".
Cause she's a cold-wave-kitty,
Chewing bubblegum.
She grew up in Notre Dame
And as a cold-wave-pussy
She's got the groove.
Klitty-Kitties just know how to move.
Pay one dollar to witness how a regular sized cat
Destroys your house in less than five minutes.
Yeah, I only know one thing:
If my cat starts to sing,
Man, I tell you, that's no lie,
You will kiss your goddamn hard-rock-ass "Good Bye".
Cause she's a cold-wave-kitty,
Chewing bubblegum.
She grew up in Notre Dame
And as a cold-wave-pussy
She's got the groove.
Klitty-Kitties just know how to move.
PicketyPucketyPum,
Come out and show your bum.
Sticky fingers in my pocket,
Rusty lightbulps in your sockets.
PicketyPucketyPuck,
Today you had bad luck.
The cold-wave-cats are here to stay,
And you're shitfaced like fuck.
Cause she's a cold-wave-kitty,
Chewing bubblegum.
She grew up in Notre Dame
And as a cold-wave-pussy
She's got the groove.
Klitty-Kitties just know how to move.
Tenacious D - Tribute
[spoken]
This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute.
Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here, we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road. All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the road.
And he said:
[sung]
"Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your soul." [soul]
[spoken]
Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other,
and we each said... "Okay."
[sung]
And we played the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World.
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow...
Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his schwumpy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!
This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was the best muthafuckin' song the greatest song in the world.
[2-part skat]
[spoken]
And the peculiar thing is this my friends: the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound anything like this song.
[sung]
This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.
[skat]
All right! All right!
Eisregen - Die wahre Elektro-Hexe
Um 18 Uhr und 37
Da holt die kleine Hexe Reissig
Sie baute einen Besen draus -
Und fliegt nackig durch das Haus
Komm, hol die Antennen raus
Und flieg dann zum Fenster raus
Refr.: Hey hey, Elektro-Hexe
Ferngesteuert und mobil
Hey hey, Elektro-Hexe
Weil dich keiner haben will
Sie hat kleine Schuhe an
Damit sie besser landen kann
Auf der Hexenlandebahn
Mit ihrem Kopf aus Marzipan
Komm und nimm noch mal Anlauf
Und lande dann hart auf mir drauf
Refr.: Hey...
Am Arsch ein Höhenmessgerät
Damit fliegt sie auch nachts ganz spät
Das zeigt ihr brav die Richtung an
Damit sie auch mal saufen kann
Komm, steck mir die Antennen rein
Für dich bin ich gern ein Schwein
Ich bau dir einen Scheiterhaufen
Den kann ich mir bei Aldi kaufen
Dann brenne ich dich schön mit an
Und schmelzen tut dein Marzipan
Ich brech dir die Antennen ab
Und werf dich in ein Hexengrab
