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Ach, das ist ein Fake.^^Zitat von Ianus
Das red ich mir jetzt mal ein...
Naja, man kann nicht alles glauben, was aus den Weiten des I-Nets kommt. xD
CORBETT: Super Dupa computer store. Can I help you?
BARKER: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking
about buying a computer.
CORBETT: Mac?
BARKER: No, the name's Lou.
CORBETT: Your computer?
BARKER: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
CORBETT: Mac?
BARKER: I told you, my name's Lou.
CORBETT: What about Windows?
BARKER: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
CORBETT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
BARKER: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?
CORBETT: Wallpaper.
BARKER: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
CORBETT: Software for Windows?
BARKER: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write
proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?
CORBETT: Office.
BARKER: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
CORBETT: I just did.
BARKER: You just did what?
CORBETT: Recommend something.
BARKER: You recommended something?
CORBETT: Yes.
BARKER: For my office?
CORBETT: Yes.
BARKER: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
CORBETT: Office.
BARKER: Yes, for my office!
CORBETT: I recommend Office with Windows.
BARKER: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm
sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal.? What do I need?
CORBETT: Word.
BARKER: What word?
CORBETT: Word in Office.
BARKER: The only word in office is office.
CORBETT: The Word in Office for Windows.
BARKER: Which word in office for windows?
CORBETT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".
BARKER: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some
straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything
I can track my money with?
CORBETT: Money.
BARKER: That's right. What do you have?
CORBETT: Money.
BARKER: I need money to track my money?
CORBETT: It comes bundled with your computer.
BARKER: What's bundled with my computer?
CORBETT: Money.
BARKER: Money comes with my computer?
CORBETT: Yes. No extra charge.
BARKER: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
CORBETT: One copy.
BARKER: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
CORBETT: Microsoft gave us a licence to copy Money.
BARKER: They can give you a licence to copy money?
CORBETT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!
(A few days later)
CORBETT: Super Dupa computer store. Can I help you?
BARKER: How do I turn my computer off?
CORBETT: Click on "START"
