Wer kann das hier übersetzen?

[Evanescence]

wenn man jemandem einen kompletten vortrag vorschreibt, dann halte ich das irgendwie für zweifelhaft bildungsfördernd. o_Ô

mir zuckt es trotzdem in den fingern und ich versuch mal noch etwas aufzupeppen. 8D

First of all, hello.

I'm Christian Junck and I'm 14 years old, for those of you who don't know me yet. After forgetting yesterday, it's truly two minutes today. Well, here we go.

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First of all I'd like to introduce myself briefly. For those of you who don't know me yet: my name's Christian Junck and I'm fourteen years old. After yesterdays embarassment it'll take truly two minutes today.

I present the topic "teacher" today. There's a lot to say about them. Teachers are those people who teach us everyday what we have to learn in school. Teachers are also those people who can ruin each day for us pupils. And teachers are also those people who give us homework every day.

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I want to present the topic "teachers" today, because there's a lot to say about them. What are teachers, anyway? Teachers are those people who try day in and day out to teach us significant things for life. But they're also those people who can manage to ruin a pupil's day easily with homework, especially with preparing reports about a certain topic.

There are different kinds of teachers. The listless one, the jaunty one and the strict one, who can be funny sometimes.

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ah, das find ich auch etwas holprig. ^^

There are different kinds of teachers: the unconcerned type, the vivid type, the strict one and also the humurous type who makes you laugh with ease.

Now I'd like to talk about some teachers from our school. (den Rest übersetze ich nicht, Beleidigungen kann man sich sparen, denke ich.

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Now I'd like to spend a few words on some teachers of our school.
-> den kram über deine lehrer dichtest du besser selbst zusammen und wie tinúviel schon sagt am besten auch um!

What else is there to say? I've got some advice for you. Don't always see teachers just as teachers. Basically, they are just poor, badly paid people who have to deal with bugging little children every day.

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ersetz deal durch cope und bugging durch unnerving... sounds quite better, doesn't it? and have you ever seen a bug hiding or sleeping behind his desk? 8D

und herr junck... fang an englische lektüre zu lesen, oder du schaffst den abschluss in englisch niemals.