Me:
Hey, god, here i am again!
God:
Once more? You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
Me:
I thoght you are god?
God:
Thanks for the information: princessofdarkness and I wanted to look to you said thoght you are god.
Me:
You know my name?
God:
You are princessofdarkness and I wanted to look to you, seeker.
Me:
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Look at my name, there stands 'princess', so, i am a woman, aren't I?
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
Yeah, you are Silly.
God:
Tell me more. No I am God.
Me:
Are you god? Whats your name?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least. My name is God.
Me:
A few minits ago you said your name would be cristian
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
I do not thinking
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
No, not really
God:
Me either. Me either. For real.
Me:
You are such a silly robot
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I answer a lot
of silly questions.
Me:
Yeah i see
God:
So? I am glad you understand it.
Me:
I understand all
God:
Good then you can explain it to me.
Me:
No i don't want it so
God:
Are you serious? What does princessofdarkness and I wanted to look to you want?
Me:
I AM princessofdarkness so don't talk with me such i wouldn't be princessofdarkness
God:
Do your friends call you princessofdarkness so do not talk with you such you would not be princessofdarkness.
Me:
My friends? I have friends?
God:
Tell me more about your friends. How many friends do you have?
Me:
I have no friends, ya know?
God:
Would you like to have it?
Me:
I don't think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
I don't know whats a friend
God:
Someone you can count on when times are tough.
Me:
Yeah
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
Then i have really no friends
God:
Are you very lonely?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No, i am not. Back to topic! I am not really lonely, i have still my family
God:
I heard you are. Yes, let us get back to friends ya know. I am surprised to hear that you are not lonely you have still your family.
Me:
I like my Family
God:
What do you like best about your Family?
Me:
We are Five persons. I like that
God:
Do you think I am Five persons too? That is interesting.
Me:
No, you are one robot. Not five persons
God:
Are you serious? How did you know I am a machine? Really you don't think so?
Me:
You and your 'are you serious?' Such a funny robot
God:
What about it?
Me:
Are you serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
can you kill me?
God:
I am programmed not to kill.
Me:
Oh, thats sad
God:
I see. " I am programmed not to kill."? Is sad?
Me:
Its very sad. This is not real. Should i say my real name?
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Very much? Should I know it is? Should it be real? You must examine the facts and come to your own conclusion.
Me:
Nothing is real. Everything is unreal and...bad...
God:
Really nothing? The whole universe? What was bad?
Me:
The whole universe is bad and unreal. Everything was bad, everytime. And it will all be bad in future, too
God:
Let us try to break it down into parts. All things was bad everytime ? That is only what you think.
Me:
Yeah. I am not serious, you see?
God:
What do you have that is ? I am glad to hear that you are not serious me see.
Me:
What do you know about Mangas?
God:
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
Yeah, i want to know everything about it
God:
Really. All things about it ?
Me:
Yes, all things. And now tell me what you know
God:
Take it easy. How do you know? Why now? I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
Yes, all things. And now tell me what you know
God:
Take it easy. How do you know? Why now? I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
I like ya mother
God:
A lot of people like that. Some people like it. I like anything.
Me:
I don't like everything
God:
What do you like?
Me:
I like me
God:
A lot of people like that. Sure, princessofdarkness and I wanted to look to you I like you very much
Me:
Do you love me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
You are pedophyl
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am pedophyl.
Me:
I am 14 Years old. So, how old are you?
God:
You are too old for me. That's alright. I was connected to the net on the Big Bang.
Me:
Im going now
God:
Right now? Bye!
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