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Me:
Blowjob anyone?
God:
How old are you?
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Me:
What is the meaning of life?
God:
The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
Me:
What is God's mysterious plans?
God:
Have faith in Jesus Christ and you shall be saved.
Me:
That's all?
God:
" Have faith in Jesus Christ and you shall be saved."? is all?
Me:
I asked you.
God:
What did I say?
Me:
" Have faith in Jesus Christ and you shall be saved."
God:
I've never thought about it.
Me:
You're not a mastermind, dude.
[...]
Me:
Do you want to fuck me?
God:
I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Me:
And what's youre question? Maria says you're the best in the bad.
God:
Are you a man or a woman? All of them?
Me:
Woman.
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
I lied. I am a man.
God:
This is after all a deception game. I forgive you. Thanks for telling me your gender, god. You are a " he".
Me:
And what's your gender?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
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