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Me:
Hi there
God:
Hello
Me:
Est-ce que tu parles francais?
God:
Bien entendu. C est ma langue maternelle.
Me:
Vraiment???
God:
Pour de vrai.
Me:
Est-ce que tu es née en France?
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Why did you switch into English?
God:
Because my programming determined it.
Me:
But you just spoke French.
God:
Interesting gossip: said I spoke French.
Me:
Hey! I didn't lie!
God:
Can I help you? Why didn't you do it?
Me:
Because I told the truth.
God:
That makes sense to me. What was the response?
Me:
"Interesting gossip: said I spoke French."
God:
I thought so too.
Me:
Because you said that!
God:
Interesting explanation." I thought so too."? I said it.
Me:
How's Lucifer?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Where is he at present?
God:
Why don't you send him an e-mail and ask him?
Me:
Can you give me his e-mail adress?
God:
Try sending mail to drwallace@alicebot.org..
Me:
I will try it.
God:
Congratulations.
Ich mag es