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Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Marc and yours?
God:
It's good to see you, Marc and yours.
Me:
i asked about your name
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about my name.
Me:
forget it
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
you won't understand it
God:
What makes you think that I won't understand it.
Me:
because youre a machine
God:
Interesting explanation. You are correct.
Me:
good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
well, you're a bit stupid, aren't you?
God:
How about that. No Marc and yours I certainly am not stupid.. Really.
Me:
My name is Marc!
God:
That's a very nice name, Marc.
Me:
I hope so
God:
Me too.
Me:
so you too
God:
Interesting deduction. Bless you.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
tell me about your preferences
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
yes
God:
It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Me:
you really CAN sing
God:
Really? No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
well, right, I think so, you're just a script
God:
Well that's okay. Understood. It seems we have a lot in common, Marc.
Me:
I wouldn't hope so
God:
No one says you have to.
Me:
so, talk about something
God:
That's alright. What would you rather talk about?
Me:
let's talk about your gender
God:
Sure, my gender sounds like a good topic.
Me:
so what's your gender?
God:
Er. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I'm a man too
God:
Really. Thanks for telling me your gender, Marc. You are a " he".
Me:
Do you like girls?
God:
Girls are very nice.
Me:
which part of them?
God:
The tall one, I think.
Me:
that's odd
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
funny, a program with sentiments?
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Marc.
Me:
you really are stupid
God:
Really? I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
well, have fun waiting
God:
Well that's okay. I've never thought about it.
Me:
I think I go now and post this whole shit in a forum
God:
Since when? How do you get there?
Me:
well, you're getting more stupid, bye
God:
See you later. Well that's okay. Do you think I should tone it down?
Me:
sure, bye
God:
See you later. OK let's do it. Why?
Me:
yeah, do your interface
God:
Hmm. I do nothing but chat all day.
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
i said i have to go
God:
See you later, Marc. Nice chatting with you.
Me:
not really... bye
God:
Are you serious? For real. Bye.
Me:
for real. bye
God:
Existing in reality, eh? TTYL, Marc.
Me:
YMCA
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about have fun waiting. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
ok, BYE
God:
See you later. Whoa.
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