here´s one for ya ^^
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God:
I don't have a favorite homepage. My favorite band is Creed.
Me:
why creed?
God:
You have to speak more clearly.
Me:
why is your favourite band creed?
God:
I did not know my favorite band creed.
Me:
do you have alzheimer?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
kannst du deutsch?
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
Me:
wie gehts?
God:
Ich weiss nicht wie.
Me:
guten tag
God:
Schoenen guten Tag!
Me:
welche partei waehlst du?
God:
Das ist eine gute Frage.
Me:
Merkel oder Schroeder?
God:
I've lost the context, boo. Are we still on alzheimer?
Me:
basicly...yes