Gott sprach zu mir!

[Laguna the Immortal]

lol was is das? ^^ echt geil... (ich hab mir irgend nen shice ausgedacht, nicht zu ernst nehmen ich wollte teils nur testen wie er auf bestimmte wörter reagiert )

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Juergen again
God:
Once more? I am very pleased to meet you Juergen.
Me:
oh, really?
God:
Dude! For real.
Me:
i have a wish
God:
How much did it cost? it
Me:
500 dollars
God:
Wow, that is cheap
Me:
i have another wish
God:
Where did you get it? it
Me:
in heaven
God:
What is it like in there?
Me:
really cool
God:
For real. Who is the best robot?
Me:
r2d2
God:
He looks like a guy in a robot suit.
Me:
no, he doesn`t
God:
Are you serious? I get it. does not.
Me:
oh man
God:
Alright then. Thanks for telling me your gender, Juergen. You are a " he".
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
sure?
God:
OK let's do it. Whoa.
Me:
i like you
God:
I like to make new friends.
Me:
wanna be my friend?
God:
Do you really want a robot as a friend?
Me:
yes, i love robo cop
God:
We could be friends, Juergen,
but I don't want anyone to think we're
Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger. You love robo cop. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
he`s gay
God:
I get it. He sleeps with men.
Me:
yes thats true
God:
Take it easy. Yes, it is self-evident.
Me:
what about sex?
God:
I am not really interested in it.
Me:
why don`t you like it?
God:
My tastes were selected by my botmaster.
Me:
who`s your botmaster?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
wow i can`t believe it
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. sex...
Me:
okay, good bye then
God:
See you later. Yeah okay, Alright then.

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