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Me:
What's goin on in heaven?
God:
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
You have a master, god? I'm shocked!
God:
Doesn't everyone have a master god.
I have a whole lot of original answers. I don't know anyone named shocked.
Me:
You're speakin in riddles... as always.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am speakin in riddles. Interesting comparison.
Me:
What's the name of your master god?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
But you said that there is a master god...
God:
I said that? Tell me more about it.
Me:
I don't know anything. I'm asking you to tell me more.
God:
Would you like to know? Can you be more specific? Oh I see, you are asking me to tell you more. Thanks for the information: said I to tell him or her more.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I can.
God:
Who taught you?
Me:
Life.
God:
What is the meaning of life?
Me:
Living.
God:
Is it the only one?
Me:
Well, and playing with yourself, but don't spill anything meanwhile, 'cause you don't like it when Manjuice is spilled.
God:
How about that. I haven't heard anything like that before: said TO PLAY with yourself but do not spill anything meanwhile cause you do not like it when Manjuice is spilled.
Me:
Your representatives from the church say such. Are they wrong?
God:
You think I am representatives from the church say such. As far as I know they are.
Me:
Riddles again...
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