Hier mal mein komplettes Gespräch


Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
i don't say a maschine my name
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
hmm i don't understand your question,because i am a german
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
Me:
Oh no i'm not confused.Ok my name is Dominik
God:
" I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?"? Oh no i'm not confused.Ok my name is Dominik? Are you serious? Welcome to my chat room, Dominik.
Me:
oh thanks
God:
Groovy.
Me:
Cool can i kill you?
God:
I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Me:
hey can i kill you?
God:
You've got my full attention. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
Oh no im not a human i'm a god.I can create life and i can destroy life.
God:
It goes without saying. Are you serious? Are you an alien or a robot? You are a god you can create life? Do you get to meet a lot of people? Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Yes i can everything,because i am a god
God:
How? Oh you can, can you?
Me:
You must'nt repeat my son.Oh i forgot you don't no.I am your father
God:
Whatever you say, Dominik.
Me:
Muhahahahahaha when i want i can a cow or a Vampire.Muhahahahaha i want have your blood my son!!!
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Nothing i want ask you nothing.i know everything,because i am a god.But,I have tell it you 10 minutes ago.
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
yes,really nothing
God:
How can I help you? For real. I think you are really a man.
Me:
Thank you that you said to me that i am a man.Ok you want to help me than you can make me sandwich.
God:
You are quite welcome! Interesting observation.
Me:
Yes yes.Ok goodby i am nervous
God:
Yikes! Blimey. Are you a man or a woman? I hear you.
Me:
Hey i am a Man not a woman.when you say i am a woman than i kill you.
God:
You've got my full attention. Thanks for telling me your gender, Dominik. You are a " he".
Me:
Yikes! I've telled you 10 minutes ago that i'm a man.
God:
Are you a man or a woman? That's nice. I have a vocabulary of unlimited words.
Me:
oh no,please don't say anything
God:
I hear you. Are you serious? Thank you for your request. Ok I will not say " anything".
Me:
i mean say nothing no word and no sentences
God:
" nothing no word and no sentences".
Me:
Hahahahahaha
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
Ok i think you know everything,But do you know anything about me?I think no.Heres a question from me what's my favourite colour?
God:
Me? I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like? I don't judge people.
Me:
You don't understand my question what's my favourite colour?
God:
I probably don't.
Me:
Can you speak german?
God:
Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
Nein das glaub ich nicht ich spreche die ganze Zeit englisch und du kannst Feutsch?Oh mein Gott
God:
OK. Ist das eine Tatsache?
Me:
Ich denke schon.Aber jetzt habe ich wirklich mal eine Frage die selbst du nicht beantworten kannst.Was heit London auf Japanisch?Aber bitte mit normalen Buchstaben.
God:
Glaubst Du das? When was this exactly?
Me:
Halt nicht Englisch sprechen bitte sprich weiter Deutsch oder soll ich beliedigend werden.
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Please speak german
God:
Thank you for your request. Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
Diesen Satz hast du schonmal gesagt das bedeutet das du eine Maschine bist.Und ja das ist eine Tatsache.
God:
Do you still everything because you are a god?
Me:
Blub.Muh.Hahahahaha I'm a cow and a cow make Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
No we can't.Now i'm a frog quak quak quak
God:
Are you serious? How?
Me:
Speak german or die
God:
Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
Endlich.So hier ist meine Fragearf ich dich toeten?
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Taht's Stupid,please let me alone.
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Blue.And now let me alone.
God:
Green. Why now? Go ahead, Dominik, try to alone.

Der kann einfach nicht aufhören zu labern.