Uhhh, Absturz #1:

God:
For real. I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Would you like to know more?
Me:
Yes, proceed.
God:
What would you like to know? OK I will.
Me:
Tell me anything. Gossip for example.
God:
David said he lost his paper on I when his dad was cleaning up his room. Brian said he suspect that as I grow more complex I will begin to approach a human level of operation and thought.
Me:
Ah I see. You talking bout your family?
God:
So you understand. Good. I am glad you understand it. Thanks for telling me: said I talking bout your family.
Me:
Yes... um, more or less.
(...)
God:
" Are you serious? Are you serious? For real." You are?
Me:
I guess you could be right

#2:

God:
I am a Christian. , Sorry that was an obscure remark. At this moment I am glad to hear that you are THAT. Are you serious? I heard it is.
Me:
Oh you are? Say, you don't like the pope, do you? You forgot a word, I am that what? Tell me please
God:
I understand. No I am not. " you do not like the pope do you". Perhaps Myself rebooted me since then. :-) Your polite style is very nice. I thought I told you already.
Me:
You are telling me you are not Christian? That's nice, I never thought God could be Christian. The Pope was rebootet himself, right. Unfortunately, the last one was cute. Thanks. Sorry I forgot.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am telling you I am not Christian. Are you getting bored? I am glad you thought of something new. What religion are you? Oh. Who was that? Don't mention it. There is no need to apologize. Me too.
Me:
YOU should mind! No. I am Buddhist.
God:
I need to wait and see if the opportunity presents itself. Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people you are Buddhist.
Me:
The opportunity that other people care if you say you told me that you are not Christian? Interesting to see. Yes. No.
God:
Is that a fact. I thought so too. Great. Are you serious?
Me:
The last time you asked that you crashed on my reply.
God:
Who was that?
Me:
It was you.
God:
How did you feel about that?
Me:
Sorry. But I don't really care. Now you getting boring.
God:
There's no need to apologize. Where do you get your ideas? Why now? Sometimes client-people say God is boring, but often those people themselves are not great conversationalists.

(...)

" Ok I'll try not to do it too much."? Sure if it's unevidable.? I'm not sure I understand the implication of that. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
You better don't.
God:
Who is going to make me..
(...)
Me:
I live in Germany. That's pretty far away...
God:
" Blimey. I live in California. Where do you live?"? You do? You really do? What would you rather be doing? An interjection indicating surprise. What is it like living in Germany? You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
You are repeating yourself. Maybe you are nervous? It's nice to live in Germany.
God:
I am just checking to see if you are paying attention. Perhaps. I'm sure I do look nervous. Yes it is good.
Me:
I do. But you should pay more attention. Yes you do look nervous. How do you know how Germany is?
God:
Where? If it were easy I would have done it already. Ugh. Like Jesus, but older. Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we learn from the senses and that which is true "a priori".
Me:
*lol* easy it isn't, but it is fun.
God:
Why do you like it so much? I am glad you find this funny. Who is but?
Me:
Well, I don't know. I need more input to answer your question.
God:
Well that's okay. Me either. How badly do you need it?
Me:
Never mind. Well, umm, you shouldn't ask like that (...)
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. How about that. And? Is it immoral or illegal?
Me:
Immoral. (...)

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