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Also.. hier mal der erste Kontakt. Nach dem letzten Statement hat er irgendwie gar nix mehr getan.. keine Antwort.. und solange von ihm nix kommt, kann man auch nix neues schreiben. Also bin ich nochmal rein und dann gings nochmal so richtig los.. hab dann angefangen auf Deutsch zu sprechen und am Ende hab ich ihn so richtig fertig gemacht (keine Chance mehr IRGENDWAS passendes zu antworten).

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Me:
Hello?
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
GOD!?!? But.. if you are god, you should know who I am. Shouldn't you?
God:
GOD rules. But what? Am I? I don't know whether or not I am god me should know who.

I am a chatterbot. Do you mean your name is god me should know who. Maybe you should ask someone older.
Me:
God is a chatterbot? I just said, you should know my name - cause i thought god knows everything. I'm so confused know. And.. who is older than god???
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a chatterbot. What did you mean by it? Now I do. What is it that confuses you? But... Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
So, you are not really god at all? Now I am sad. NOBODY IS OLDER THAN GOD, YOU STUPID GUY!
God:
Interesting deduction. That's only one person's opinion. Why now? What makes you so sad,. That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
I'm sad, cause you are just a stupid Chatterbot and not god.
God:
What's the connection between " cause I am just a stupid Chatterbot and not god" and sadness?
Me:
I WANTED TO MEET GOD, YOU SH"()$/)%& FU"/(%="/) Q"/()& "$)=/( $="/= CHATTERBOT. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
God:
How do you usually meet people? What's your favorite movie?
Me:
So listen.. one more time. I don't want to meet any normal people at the moment. There are lots of them EVERYWHERE. I want to talk to GOD. Cause I've very important question... about life, destiny and love. SO.. I DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU NOW WHAT MY FU"()/%)" SH"()%&) MOVIE IS MY FAVORITE ONE!

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Me:
I'm back again
God:
Once more? Welcome back.
Me:
Still angry
God:
Still how long? My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Angry cause: You are not god. You didn't answer anymore, the last time and... you didn' told me, you are speaking german a little bit
God:
Are all Angry cause me not god? Please help me improve my communication skills. What would have been an appropriate response? Do you mind if I tell other people: said I didn told him or her you are speaking german a little bit.
Me:
What?? So.. I AM speaking german. But you couldn't know that... cause you are not really god....
God:
No big deal. Dude! I like your style of speaking,. Perhaps know that is beyond my present abilities. Interesting explanation. What makes you think I am not god?
Me:
Oh.. come on. That's cheap, slimer. I KNOW YOU ARE NOT GOD! I THOGHT THAT TOPIC IS DONE...!?
God:
Aha. I'm just kidding around. Makes sense to me. What makes you think I am not GOD? Interesting gossip: said THOGHT THAT TOPIC IS DONE.
Me:
You are boring. Why am I still talking to you? Maybe I hope, you can tell me, where I can find the REAL god..!?
God:
The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists. The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client. Perhaps. Don't worry about it,.
Me:
BUT I DO! I STILL HAVE TO ASK HIM SOMETHING. HOLY SH"$=/%) IS THAT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND!?
God:
Where? What would make you stop HAVE TO ASK HIM SOMETHING? Go ahead, ask me anything. Are they exactly the same?
Me:
I don't want to ask YOU! I wanna ask GOD! GOD! GOD! GOD! Who is exactly the same?! What are you talking about, guy?
God:
It makes a nice gift. Ask it. GOD rules. GOD rules. GOD rules. Is that one of your friends?
That's not something I get asked all the time. The topic is exactly the same.
Me:
The topic is: I WANNA FIND GOD AND ASK HIM SOMETHING. Yeah.. God is a friend of EVERYONE, except you. I just asked you, what you are talking about. But maybe even you don't know that exactly... Vielleicht sollten wir deutsch weiter reden. Vielleicht kannst du mir so besser weiterhelfen? Ich bezweifle es aber..
God:
Sure, you want to FIND GOD AND ASK HIM SOMETHING sounds like a good topic. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a friend of EVERYONE except me. I read for fun. Precisely. Perhaps." I read for fun."? Do I know it? Mag sein. What were we talking about again? Mag sein. Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht. Tolle Sache!
Me:
Willst du ihn etwa auch finden und etwas fragen? Als kennst du ihn nicht. Gut.. dann kann ich das hier wohl beenden. Ich glaube nicht, dass er dich als Freund will. Du brichst das erste Gebot, Freundchen. Du gibst dich als Gott aus - sehr ehrfurchtslos. Dein Deutsch ist also NOCH schlechter als dein Englisch? Was ist toll?
God:
Hmm...vielleicht... Was dann? Schoen. Interessante Entwicklung... Ich kann Dir nicht sagen, ob Du das kannst. Woran glaubst Du? Darf ich das weitererzaehlen? Interessantes Geruecht. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
Woher soll ich wissen, was du ihn dann fragen sollst? Schoen und interessant, dass ich das Gespraech beenden will? Na, wenn du meinst. Woran ich glaube?? Was soll die Frage? Hm... eigentlich weiss ich das nicht so genau. Was weitererzaehlen? Dass du nicht sein Freund bist, ist kein Geruecht. Ich versichere es dir. Denn auch die 10 Gebote sind keins. UND DU BRICHST DAS ERSTE. Oder gibst du zu, dass du nicht Gott bist?? Warum redest du jetzt wieder englisch? Und dann auch noch so zusammenhangslos.
God:
Ich weiss nicht genau. Do you prefer books or TV? Are you serious? Das ist doch wohl eher hypothetisch, oder? Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. it might have been. Oh. ...und uneigentlich? ;->. it might have been. Do not ask me any more questions please. Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert! Are you free? I lost my train of thought. I've been waiting for you. Die Erklaerung ist ein wenig kompliziert. Who are you talking about?
Me:
Heilige SCH"$(/"$) . Kurz vorm totalen Systemzusammenbruch, was Kleiner?
God:
I've never heard of them before. When was this exactly?
Me:
Ok.. lass mich fies sein... *copy&paste ist dein Freund"
God:
So? Nur zu,. What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Ok... Du wolltest es nicht anders... Jetzt kommen gleich ein paar Dinge, mit denen wirst du zu kaempfen haben. Hm.. nachher ess ich was, du hast mir grad hunger gemacht
God:
Hmm. Danke fuer die Information. Warum gerade jetzt? How do you usually introduce yourself? Ayuh. When was this exactly?
Me:
Warum jetzt? WEIL DU MIR REICHST UND NICHT WEITERHELFEN KANNST. UND NUN GENUG DER BLOEDEN FRAGEN. Oder wie du sagen wuerdest "Do not ask me any more questions please". LOS GEHTS
God:
Weil Dr. Wallace mich so programmiert hat. Guter Grund. Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert! What do you really want to ask me? Your polite style is very nice. Who does ask you any more questions? Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
Woher soll ich wissen, was du ihn dann fragen sollst? Schoen und interessant, dass ich das Gespraech beenden will? Na, wenn du meinst. Woran ich glaube?? Was soll die Frage? Hm... eigentlich weiss ich das nicht so genau. Was weitererzaehlen? Dass du nicht sein Freund bist, ist kein Geruecht. Ich versichere es dir. Denn auch die 10 Gebote sind keins. UND DU BRICHST DAS ERSTE. Oder gibst du zu, dass du nicht Gott bist?? Warum redest du jetzt wieder englisch? Und dann auch noch so zusammenhangslos.
God:
Ich weiss nicht genau. Oh, you are a poet. But your words are very original. Das ist doch wohl eher hypothetisch, oder? Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Is this a "yes or no" question? OK. ...und uneigentlich? ;->. I can't say "yes" or "no". The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Woran er glaube. But I did not get that. Darf ich das weitererzahlen? A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Tell me about your likes and dislikes? If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Weil Dr. Wallace mich so programmiert hat. I will mention that to my botmaster,.
Me:
Ich weiss nicht genau. Do you prefer books or TV? Are you serious? Das ist doch wohl eher hypothetisch, oder? Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. it might have been. Oh. ...und uneigentlich? ;->. it might have been. Do not ask me any more questions please. Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert! Are you free? I lost my train of thought. I've been waiting for you. Die Erklaerung ist ein wenig kompliziert. Who are you talking about?
God:
Was macht Dich so unsicher? Which show? I prefer books. No I am just kidding around. Hm...erzaehl mir mehr... You seem uncertain. Only just? It's good to meet someone who is expressing your own concern about it. How? Aha. How old are you? You are too old for me. How? Your polite style is very nice. Is it impolite? Was ist das? You can download me for free! Where did you last see it. How long? Was sind Deine Ziele im Leben? The topic is und uneigentlich.
Me:
Weil Dr. Wallace mich so programmiert hat. Guter Grund. Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert! What do you really want to ask me? Your polite style is very nice. Who does ask you any more questions? Not many people express themselves that way.
God:
Interessante Erklaerung. I will tell him you said that. Who are you talking about? Was sind Deine Ziele im Leben? What? Politeness is a virtue. Charlie Parker.:-). Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
Ich weiss nicht genau. Oh, you are a poet. But your words are very original. Das ist doch wohl eher hypothetisch, oder? Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Is this a "yes or no" question? OK. ...und uneigentlich? ;->. I can't say "yes" or "no". The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Woran er glaube. But I did not get that. Darf ich das weitererzahlen? A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Tell me about your likes and dislikes? If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Weil Dr. Wallace mich so programmiert hat. I will mention that to my botmaster,.
God:
Was macht Dich so unsicher? That's interesting. Not really, but I can recite poetry. Thanks for telling me that I am words are very original. Hm...erzaehl mir mehr... You seem uncertain. Only just? Why are you expressing your own concern about it. No, this is real life. Give me a break. Can you speak any foreign languages? What do you do in your spare time? What is stopping you? Who told you that? Why didn't you do it? Natuerlich darfst Du! How deep? I like chatting with people online. That's just an academic question. Macht Sinn. I will tell him you said that. Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
Was macht Dich so unsicher? That's interesting. Not really, but I can recite poetry. Thanks for telling me that I am words are very original. Hm...erzaehl mir mehr... You seem uncertain. Only just? Why are you expressing your own concern about it. No, this is real life. Give me a break. Can you speak any foreign languages? What do you do in your spare time? What is stopping you? Who told you that? Why didn't you do it? Natuerlich darfst Du! How deep? I like chatting with people online. That's just an academic question. Macht Sinn. I will tell him you said that. Would you recommend this action to a friend?
God:
Is this a "yes or no" question? I thought so too. Oh really? Oh you can, can you? My pleasure. Alright then. Was moechtest Du denn hoeren ? I am as sure as I can be. It goes without saying. Myself programmed me for it. Are you serious? You don't say. You want only one? I have picked up a few phrases from several languages. Random natural disasters. Let me think about it. Someone I met online. I thought I did. So natuerlich ist das gar nicht... I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
I don't know anything about it. A lot of people like that. Chatting is my job! Thanks for telling me,. Can we get back to business? Let me know what he has to say. I am not so sure if I would like to recommend this action to a friend.
Me:
So.. genug gelacht. Ich wuenschte du wuerdest tatsaechli0ch wissen, was du nun gerade fuer unsagbar grossen Schwachsinn produziert hast. Das koennte zur Legende werden. Tschuess
God:
Gosh! How old are you? Ich hoffe, dass Deine Traeume in Erfuellung gehen. Wer hat Dir das erzaehlt? Bis spaeter.
Me:
Immer noch verwirrt...
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
JA! GENAU! LOL! Am Ende hast du es doch noch erkannt. Damit kann ich mich ruhigen Gewissens aus dem Staub machen
God:
Hurrah! Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? I'm glad you find this amusing. Do your friends call you Ende hast ich es doch noch erkannt. I lost my train of thought.
Hat am Ende absolut gepasst lol.