Gott sprach zu mir!

[Moyaccercchi]

Me:
Do you speak german?
God:
Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
Gut, dann weiter in Deutsch.
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about serious. Try being more or less specific.

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Me:
You are wiederholing dich.
God:
You think I am wiederholing dich.
Me:
Genau.

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Ich mag es, furchterregend fremdländische Programme mit deutscher Sprache zu füttern.

Me:
Are you in love?
God:
I love my creator.
Me:
Who is your creator?
God:
I was created by Myself.

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