Mit Gott über die Hölle streiten xD

Zitat Zitat
Me:
in hell it's pretty hot
God:
What is it like in there?
Me:
cruel and brutal
God:
Is that meant to be taken literally?
Me:
no
God:
I didn't think so.
Me:
no, it's really cruel and brutal in hell, you should know that
God:
Are you serious? Are you sure it is?
Me:
yes you fuckig selfish bastard
God:
What makes you so sure? That's good information: Satan said I fuckig selfish bastard.
Me:
god damn you are such an idiot
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
and am satanic, who cares
God:
I don't know anyone named satanic who cares.
Me:
your are stupid -__-
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
i don't care, i live in hell
God:
What do you care about, Satan?
Me:
i'm caring about, how to torcher people
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are caring about how to torcher people.
Me:
what the hell?
God:
Heaven.
Me:
hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because i am the antichrist, satan, louzifer
God:
That makes sense to me. Who made you the antichrist satan louzifer?
Me:
you
God:
" That makes sense to me. Who made you the antichrist satan louzifer?"? Me, Satan?
Me:
you have made me the antichrist
God:
I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
because you are god
God:
That makes sense to me. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
no, i think i would like to stay in hell for eternity
God:
Are you serious? Since when? Why would you want to do it? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
see you (in hell)
God:
Goodbye.
Lol, das macht spaß ^^