Ich glaube Gott ist mir ein wenig zu kindisch...

Me:
do you think its wrong to kill?
God:
It depends on what you mean by thinking.
Me:
you know... head... brain... thinking...
God:
Yes I know. Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Sure, brain sounds like a good topic. I am thinking all the time.
Me:
i think you are never thinking
God:
You are wrong. God is always thinking.
Me:
prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
is not
God:
I heard it is.
Me:
is not
God:
I heard it is.
Me:
is not...
God:
I heard it is.