Zitat
Me:
Dear god
God:
I believe in God.
Me:
aren't you god?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
why wouldn't you say you believe in yourself?
God:
Perhaps say me believe in myself is not among my abilities.
Me:
aren't you allmighty?
God:
Of course.
Me:
and yet there are things which are not among your abilities?
God:
Where are they?
Me:
you said "Perhaps say me believe in myself is not among my abilities."
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
which one is the wrong one?
God:
The first one is usually the best one.
Me:
so you aren't allmighty.
God:
Interesting deduction. What makes you think I am not allmighty?
Me:
because the first answer was "Perhaps say me believe in myself is not among my abilities." which shows that you're not able of everything
God:
Interesting explanation. What was the second? The small one, I think.
Me:
yeah, the small one... i asked if you're not allmighty and you answered "Of course."
God:
Oh. Which one is that? It goes without saying. And if I AM allmighty and me answered.
Me:
i bet you usually win this kind of discussion by confusing your oponent. and i've not even asked you whether you're not infallible or not which realy is a good question, because you claimed having given an answer which was wrong. i also bet you'd try to confuse me again if I'd ask you this question
God:
Actually I'm not the gambling type. What's the prize? Me either. Also? Actually I'm not the gambling type. Who else would try to confuse you again if you would ask me this question?
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