Ok.
1. Whiskey in the Jar von den Dubliners, nicht von Metallica!
As I was going over the far famed Kerry mountains,
I met with Captain Farrell and his money he was counting,
I first produced my pistol and I then produced my rapier,
Saying Stand and Deliver for you are the bould deceiver,
Musha ring dum a do dum a da
Whack fol the daddy-o.
Whack fol the daddy-o,
There's whiskey in the jar.
I counted out his money and it made a pretty penny,
I put it in my pocket and I took it home to Jenny,
She sighed and she swore that she never would deceive me,
But the devil take the women for they never can be easy.
Musha ring dum a do dum a da
Whack fol the daddy-o.
Whack fol the daddy-o,
There's whiskey in the jar.
I went into my chamber all for to take a slumber,
I dreamed of Gold and jewels and for sure it was no wonder,
But Jenny drew my charges and she filled them up with water,
And sent for Captain Farrell to be ready for the slaughter,
Musha ring dum a do dum a da
Whack fol the daddy-o.
Whack fol the daddy-o,
There's whiskey in the jar.
T'was early in the morning just before I rose to travel,
Up comes a band of footmen and likewise Captain Farrell,
I first produced my pistol for she'd stolen away my rapier,
But I couldn't shoot the water so a prisoner I was taken.
Musha ring dum a do dum a da
Whack fol the daddy-o.
Whack fol the daddy-o,
There's whiskey in the jar.
There's some take delight in the carriages a rollin',
And others take delight in the hurlin' and the bowlin',
But I take delight in the juice of the barley
And courtin' pretty fair maids in the morning bright and early.
Musha ring dum a do dum a da
Whack fol the daddy-o.
Whack fol the daddy-o,
There's whiskey in the jar.
If anyone can aid me it's my brother in the army,
If I can find his station in Cork or in Killarney,
And if he'll go with me we'll go roving in Kilkenny,
And I'm sur he'll treat me better than my own disporting Jenny.
Musha ring dum a do dum a da
Whack fol the daddy-o.
Whack fol the daddy-o,
There's whiskey in the jar.
2. Tribute von Tenacious D
This is the greatest and best song in the world: Tribute.
A long time ago...me and my brother Kyle here,
We were hitchhiking down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon,
in the middle of the road.
And he said, "Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your soul."
Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other, and we each said...
"Okay."
And we played the first thing that came to our heads
Just so happened to be, the best song in the world.
It was the best song in the world.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, and it saved our butts, because the demon want to kill us.
Oh.
But he was forced to set us free, by the honor code that demons...
Have to live by.
Cause it's Satan's Surprise and it's magic!
And it's a mystical disguise...
It's the devil's song and it's tragic!
You are the mystical-eyed virgin and you're rocking!
Well needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip crack, went the swampy tail, and the beast was done.
He asked us, "Be you angels?"
And we said "Nay! We are but men, rock!"
This is not the greatest song in the world, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember the greatest song in the world, no.
No! This is a tribute, oh!
To the greatest song in the world, alright!
To the greatest song in the world, alright!
It is just the best motherfuckin' song, the greatest song in the world.
--skattin'--
Oh mama, Lucifer.
And the peculiar thing is this, my friends:
The song we played on that fatefull night,
didn't actually sound anything like this song!
This is just a tribute.
You've gotta believe me.
And I wish you were there.
Just a matter of opinion.
Ah! Fuck!
Good god! And God lovin!
There's no surprise to find you can't stop him!
Rich motherfucker...
Mehr fällt mir im Moment nict ein. Eigentlich wären da noch ne Menge Texte von den Ärzten, aber die wollte ich nicht abtippen und zum Kopieren aus dem Netz hab ich die nicht gefunden.
