Und wieder ein schöner Test: "Dante's Inferno Test - Impurity, Sin... and Damnation"

[Ianus]

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

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Ein Fortschritt, wenn ich daran denke, das man mich beim letzten mal im Eis gelandet bin, kein schlechter Fortschritt...ich hätte nur nicht damals den kleinen Plastikflieger stehlen dürfen.

Purgatory - Very Low
Level 1 - Moderate
Level 2 - Low
Level 3 - Low
Level 4 - Low
Level 5 - Low
Level 6 - Very Low
Level 7 - Moderate
Level 8- High
Level 9 - Moderate

[Simon]

Diese gottverdammten Sexfragen haben mir genauso das Genick gebrochen wie die Frage, ob ich in meinen Flüchen das Wort Gott benutze *schock*

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Also wärst du in eine der Höllen gekommen, hätte ich persönlich dafür gesorgt, dass du deinen Jesus-Ava los wirst; ein Jesus in der Hölle... wo gibt's denn sowas?

@ Aurae:
Doch nicht so evil

DJ n

[Nephellim]

Fifth Level of Hell

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

Schwach! Ich verlange Wiederholung! Bestechung! Betrug! Ich bin eine Sadistische Mörderbestie jenseits allen Glaubens! Und so will ich auch behandelt werden.

Wenn nicht dann Heul ich.

Jestzt im ernst, ich hatte wirklich eine höhere Stufe erwartet, mein Lebenswandel ist im höchsten mase Egoistisch, aber anscheinend ist das nicht so schlimm, also mache ich weiter wie immer.

[Maeve]

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

Also ich versteh überhaupt nicht warum ich bei Gewaltätig ein High bekommen hab. o_o''' Ich bin bekennder Pazifist. Ich lasse höchstens schlagen. >_>''

@Nihilistentreffen Bin dabei. ^_~

[Andromalius]

Fifth Level of Hell

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

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Die Zornigen also...

[Sera]

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

Darf ich mich Vorstellen, 8ter in der Rangliste Der Hölle

FRECHHEIT
nicht einmal ich, der Prinz der Finsternis kommt auf Platz 9

[Gabriel]

Übersicht
Purgatory - Repenting Believers - Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo - Virtuous Non-Believers - Very Low
Level 2 - Lustful - Very High
Level 3 - Gluttonous - Moderate
Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious - High
Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy - High
Level 6 - The City of Dis - Heretics - Extreme
Level 7 - Violent - High
Level 8 - the Malebolge -Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers - High
Level 9 - Cocytus - Treacherous - Very High

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Level 6 also
irgendwie passt der Text da fast perfekt um die Spielewelt von Planescape Torment zu beschreiben - verdammt ich bin nen Spielejunkie

[Blade_ss]

ich habs sehen kommen I)

Lustfull

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

nicht böse... aber geil xDDD

[Pyoro-kun]

Eigentlich hasse ich ja so n Zeug, aber da es um die göttliche Komödie geht (was ich zufälliger weise erst vor kurzem gelesen habe ^^):

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

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[Simon]

*hust* also nichts gegen nette Unterhaltungen, aber geht das nicht auch anders?

DJ n

[Saph]

7th lvl.

Purgatory Very Low
Lvl 1 Very Low
Lvl 2 Extrem
Lvl 3 Very High
Lvl 4 Very High
Lvl 5 Extrem
Lvl 6 Extrem
Lvl 7 Extrem
Lvl 8 Extrem
Lvl 9 Extrem

[Hippokrates]

Ich habe es irgendwie bis ins 5. Level der Hoelle geschafft
Ich dachte ich waere besser XD
Allerdings haben Altgriechen nichts im 1. Level zu suchen, weil die es mit kleinen Jungs getrieben haben

[Marian]

Ich bin im achten level gelandet... fragt mich aber nicht nach den sonstigen ergebnisse, ich hab den test vorgestern gemacht, und als ich das ergebnis posten wollte hat der arsch-pc ausm internet getrennt (keine ahnung wieso...), und danach hatte ich keine lust, den test nochmal zu machen.

[one-cool]

Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!
Purgatory

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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

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Bekehrt mich jemand >?

[Inarius]

Second Level of Hell

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ou have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.


bin halt doch ein guter mensch.

[mr_byte]

Fourth Level of Hell

Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.

[ChronoSphere]

Fifth Level of Hell

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

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hm.. ja.. sowas ähnliches hab ich erwartet ^^

[T.U.F.K.A.S.]

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

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hey simon, wir sind in derselben hölle! man sieht sich
hier die auswertung:

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8 Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
Level 9 Treacherous Very High

wie übel... ó_Ò

[Dante]

7ter Level, bei den Sadisten .

[Schleichwerbungsmode]auch hier nachzulesen [/Schleichwerbungsmode]

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level ------Who are sent there? -----------------------------------Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers ---------------------------------- Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers ------------------------ Very Low
Level 2 Lustful ----------------------------------------------------- Extreme
Level 3 Gluttonous ------------------------------------------------ Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious --------------------------------- Very High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy ----------------------------------- Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics ------------------------------- Very High
Level 7 Violent ---------------------------------------------------- Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers ----- Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous ---------------------------------- Extreme

*muarharhar* }

[Goddess]

7ter Level, bei den Sadisten .
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level ------Who are sent there? -----------------------------------Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers ---------------------------------- Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers ------------------------ Very Low
Level 2 Lustful ----------------------------------------------------- Extreme
Level 3 Gluttonous ------------------------------------------------ Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious --------------------------------- Very High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy ----------------------------------- Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics ------------------------------- Very High
Level 7 Violent ---------------------------------------------------- Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers ----- Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous ---------------------------------- Extreme

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[Vergleichsmodus]
Purgatory - Repenting Believers - Very Low
Level 1 - Virtuous Non-Believers - Very Low
Level 2 - Lustful - Very High
Level 3 - Gluttonous - Moderate
Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious - Very High
Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy - Extreme
Level 6 - Heretics - Very High
Level 7 - Violent - Extreme
Level 8 - Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers - Very High
Level 9 - Treacherous - High
[/Vergleichsmodus]

Hmm, wenn das mal nicht verdächtig viele Parallelen sind... *dem Dante hinterherjag*