Eure Lieblingszitate

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Da meinereiner ein kleiner Zitate Fan ist hab ich mir überlegt einen Thread zu eröffnen, in der Hoffnung anderen tolle Zitate zu hören. Aber nun erstmal meine Lieblingszitate

If you can't make it good, at least make it look good. - Bill Gates

There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people. - Muhammad Ali

The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid. - Art Spander

Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except that the birds might eat them. - Dr. Martin Henry Fischer

He hasn't an enemy in the world - but all his friends hate him. - Eddie Cantor

A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If there’s one thing I know it’s God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings. - Ed Gardner

Crime does not pay ... as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Dackel = Ein Tier, halb so hoch wie ein Hund und doppelt so lang. - Unknown

Ein lächerlicher Typ hat nicht viel zu lachen. - Walter Ludin

Kinder und Haustiere finden mit schlafwandlerischer Sicherheit die Stelle im Haus, an der sie am meisten im Weg sind. - Detlev Fleischhammel

Pubertät ist, wenn die Eltern anfangen, schwierig zu werden. - Gräfin Fito

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Ich könnte noch ne Menge mehr Zitate liefern, aber ich denke das reicht vorerst

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Ich hab grad noch ein paar geniale Zitate gefunden die ich unbedingt posten muss

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratliffe

If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get one million miles to the gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside. - Robert X Cringely

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them. - Walter Kerr

The scientific theroy I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell