Zitat Zitat von elite_benny
Hmm, da wollen wir mal gleich dazu passend 'nen Witz rauslassen. =3

Betreff: Who the fuck is Hu ???
Condoleezza Rice briefing George W.Bush about Chinas new leader Hu Jiantao:

George Bush: "Condi! Nice to see you, what´s up?"
Condoleezza Rice: "Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of
China."
Bush: "Great, lay it on me."
Rice: "Hu is the new leader of China."
Bush: "That´s what I want to know."
Rice: "Thats´s what I am telling you."
Bush: "That´s what I am asking you.Who is the new leader of China?"
Rice: "Yes."
Bush: "I mean the fellow´s name."
Rice: "Hu."
Bush: "The guy in China."
Rice: "Hu."
Bush: "The new leader of China."
Rice: "Hu."
Bush: "The Chinaman."
Rice: "Hu is leading China."
Bush: "Now whaddya´asking me for?"
Rice: "I´am telling you Hu is leading China."
Bush: "Well, I´am asking you.Who is leading China?"
Rice: "That´s the mans name."
Bush: "That´s who´s name?"
Rice: "Yes."
Bush: "Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
China?"
Rice: "Yes, Sir."
Bush: "Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle
East."
Rice: "That´s correct."
Bush: "Then who is in China?"
Rice: "Yes, Sir."
Bush: "Yassir is in China?"
Rice: "No Sir."
Bush: "Then who is?"
Rice: "Yes, Sir."
Bush: "Yassir?"
Rice: "No, Sir."
Bush: "Look, Bitch: I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone."
Rice: "Kofi?"
Bush: "No,thanks."
Rice: "You want Kofi?"
Bush: "No!"
Rice: "You don´t want Kofi."
Bush: "No. But now that you mention it. I could use a glass of milk.
And then get me the U.N."
Rice: "Yes, Sir."
Bush: "Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N."
Rice: "Kofi?"
Bush: "Milk, God damn! Will you please make the call now."
Rice: "And call who?"
Bush: "Who is the guy at the U.N."
Rice: "Hu is the guy in China."
Bush: "Will you stay out of China."
Rice: "Yes, Sir."
Bush: "And stay out of the Middle East.Just get me the guy at the U.N."
Rice: "Kofi."
Bush: "All right! With cream and sugar. Now get on the f**k**g phone."
( Condi picks up the phone.)
Rice: "Rice, here."
Bush: "Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send
some to the guy in China. And the Middle East."

@ Byder

OMG! xD
Schade, dass das dritte Bild bei mir nicht angzeigt wird.