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THE ITALIAN WHO WENT TO MALTA
(must be read whit an italian accent )
one day ima gonna malta to bigga hotel.ina mornig i go down to eat breakfast. i tella waitress i wanna two pissis toast. she brings me only one piss. i tell her i want two piss. she say >go to the toilet<. i say >you no understand, i wanna two piss onna my plate. she say > you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch<
later i go to eat at the bigga restaurant. the waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. i tella her i wanna fock. she tell me everyone wanna fock. i tell her>you no understand. i wanna fock in the table.< she say > you better not fock in the table, you sonna ma bitch<
so i go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. call the manager and tella him i wana shit on my bed. he say > you better not shit inna bed, you sonna ma bitch<
i go to the checkout and the man at the desk say > peace on you <.
i say > piss on you, too, you sonna ma bitch, i gonna go back to italy.<
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