hm, oder folgende situation:
Typ: Hey Guy.
Ich: Who Me?
Typ: Ye~pp. There's a shop.
Ich: Kay.

(im laden.)

Ich: Hello Good Sir. My money pouch seems to have exploded from beeing over stuffed. might i purchase a new one?

Verkäufer: Sure thing, i can sell you what you need. Though it might interest you to know i'm also selling a special rare item today.
But if a money bag is all you want....

Ich: Rare item? RARE ITEM!? This item must be MINE!!!

Verkäufer: Of course valued customer, and here it is *shows a little dirty rock*. It's the Orange Sapphire Might! Guaranteed to destroy any enemy you encounter.

Ich: Sapphire? Looks more like a rock, like from the ground.

Verkäufer: Erm... Yes, a rock... but, a MAGIC ROCK FULL OF RARENESS!

Ich: SOLD! Do you take large wads of bills?

Verkäufer: I think i just wet myself.

(später in einem wald, ich entdecke ein großes schlafendes monster)

(ich schmeiße ihm den "Magic Rock Full of Rareness" an den schädel und er wacht auf, ich gehe triumphierend zu ihm...)

Ich: So.. Are you vanquished yet you smelly beast?

(er nimmt mir meinen stein aus der hand und holt aus, während ich einen glasigen blick bekomme)

(später wieder beim händler)

Ich: Um, It didn't work. He kicked my ass and face pretty hard... it hurt.

Verkäufer: You didn't just throw it at him, do you?

Ich: Yeah, why?

Verkäufer: Well it's a suppository... yeah, you've got to put it up there real good. I'm sure, one of you will die.

(Moment des schweigens)

Ich: In that case, got any high fiber foods i can buy?


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thonk, ehrlich so wars.
("eek there's a orc-spoon in my ear yeiks *die*")