MEGAFYRKANT #MEGA17 - MEGA, MEGA, LOUNGE-ZERLEGER!

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#HowIGotFired

My friend got fired for answering the phone and saying, "This is the crematorium. You kill them, we grill them"

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A customer said his chicken was bad so my waitress friend picked it up off his plate, slapped it & said "Bad chicken!"

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My friend was fired after accidentally replying all to an email from our boss & said, "I'm surprised that ogre has a husband"

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*after voicing complaint to manager* Manager: mimes tiny violin with fingers: 'You know what this is?' Me: 'You jerking off?'

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As a teen, I got a job at a costume store. When the manager told me to "dress up" for the first day, I showed up as Snoopy.

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Boss confused me with another employee and fired me. Then called two days later to fire me for not showing up for 2 days.

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[WeTa]

Who is champ?

[T.U.F.K.A.S.]

#pabba

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liddurally me af


omg also liddurally me!!!11