#HowIGotFired



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My friend got fired for answering the phone and saying, "This is the crematorium. You kill them, we grill them"
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A customer said his chicken was bad so my waitress friend picked it up off his plate, slapped it & said "Bad chicken!"
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My friend was fired after accidentally replying all to an email from our boss & said, "I'm surprised that ogre has a husband"
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*after voicing complaint to manager* Manager: mimes tiny violin with fingers: 'You know what this is?' Me: 'You jerking off?'
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As a teen, I got a job at a costume store. When the manager told me to "dress up" for the first day, I showed up as Snoopy.
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Boss confused me with another employee and fired me. Then called two days later to fire me for not showing up for 2 days.