MEGAFYRKANT #MEGA17 - MEGA, MEGA, LOUNGE-ZERLEGER!

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MEGAhübsche Charaktere, Ice!

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[T.U.F.K.A.S.]

Wahrscheinlich der beste Twitter-Account aller Zeiten. Klarer Fall von "Harsher in Hindsight", aber die Tweets auf dem Teil bringen mich immer noch hart zum lachen

sad 2 hear the ceiling collapsed at first avenue i hope every1 is ok except 4 morris and jerome they r very mean 2 me

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if u want 2 listen 2 me u need 2 have tidal but i can listen 2 me whenever i want 2 because i am prince all i have 2 do is sing la la la

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come 2gether 4 a celebration of the unique crystal elegance inside of U

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if u parked a nissan sentra in the driveway at paisley park u need 2 move it jerome from the time is blocked in and he is in a hurry

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Current Mood

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The best thing about this post is this video

[Angel|Devil]

#HowIGotFired

My friend got fired for answering the phone and saying, "This is the crematorium. You kill them, we grill them"

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A customer said his chicken was bad so my waitress friend picked it up off his plate, slapped it & said "Bad chicken!"

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My friend was fired after accidentally replying all to an email from our boss & said, "I'm surprised that ogre has a husband"

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*after voicing complaint to manager* Manager: mimes tiny violin with fingers: 'You know what this is?' Me: 'You jerking off?'

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As a teen, I got a job at a costume store. When the manager told me to "dress up" for the first day, I showed up as Snoopy.

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Boss confused me with another employee and fired me. Then called two days later to fire me for not showing up for 2 days.

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[WeTa]

Who is champ?

[T.U.F.K.A.S.]

#pabba

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liddurally me af


omg also liddurally me!!!11

[Ranarion]

MEGA

[WeTa]

MEGA

[Linkey]

Was meinen Sie?

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fyrkantOS> alizee

fyrkantOS> _

[La Cipolla]

Technik, die fasziniert

[WeTa]

Hatte gerade MEGA scary TAN Nummer und muss jetzt Exorzisten rufen.

[Ranarion]

HAPPY ZERK-DAY EUCH ALLEN!

[WeTa]

Froher Zerktag! MEGA dass du dich dran erinnert hast, Nicolai!

[Defc]