Kontrollzentrum
Mit meinem Nick:
Rampaging out of the hotel lobby, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a reflective halberd, cometh Lukretia! And she gives an ominous bellow:
"I'm going to pulverize you so heinously, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!"
Mit meinem Vornamen:
Sprinting over the cliffs, swinging gilded boxing gloves, cometh Katja! And she gives a gutteral scream:
"I'm going to torment you like it's my job, and roll you in creamy neugut!"
Mit meinem Nachnamen:
Stalking out of the mountains, clutching a thorned whip, cometh Bombeck! And she gives a spectacular scream:
"As sure as predators devour prey, I lay waste to all I see like a mad dog who can only get madder!!"
Vor- und Nachname:
Running through the tarmac, carrying a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Katja Bombeck! And she gives a spectacular roar:
"I'm going to fuck you until the laws of physics are violated!!!"
Und last but not least mit dem Namen eines RPG-Charas
Who is that, running out of the desert! It is Birte Knoblauch, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a gutteral howl, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!"
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