Rampaging through the wasteland, wielding a studded crowbar, cometh Yunie! And she gives a gutteral cry:

"In the name of malice, I desecrate like a sentient bulldozer!!"

Und mit meinem echten Namen schauts so aus:

Lo! Who is that, skulking over the plains! It is Kerstin, hands clutching a vorpal blade! She screams vengefully:

"I'm going to smack you all the way to Chung-Chong-Buk-Do!!!"

Ahh ja!