BTW wolltet ih nicht schon immer mal wissen was Jesus rufen würde wenn er ein blutgeiler krieger wäre?

Who is that, prowling amidst the steppes! It is Jesus, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He screams homicidally:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace!!!"


auch Gott ist kein schäfchen:

Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking amidst the icy wasteland! It is Gott, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! He cries thunderously:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I am on a crash course with bloody destiny!"

und nun die satanischen gegenstücke:

Zang! Who is that, skulking through the mini-mall parking lot! It is Bill Gates, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with a mighty roar, his voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to punch you in such an unsafe manner, you will see ultraviolet!!!"