Nur Vorname:

Striding along the desert, carrying a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Saturos! And he gives an ominous grunt:
"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I bring darkness and mayhem until my glands are satisfied!!!"

Vor- und Nachname:

Running through the hotel lobby, attacking with buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Saturos Zed! And he gives a booming bellow:

"For the love of beatings, I sow darkness and discord like the world's mightiest bad-ass!!!"

rofl ^^