YUNA: Lo! Who is that, sprinting along the fields! It is Yuna, hands clutching two hardened pitas! She roars apocalyptically:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I desecrate until there is no more hope!"

O_O

VANE: Sprinting through the icy wasteland, swinging a vorpal blade, cometh Vane! And she gives an ominous scream:

"I'm going to transmogrify everything you hold dear!!!"

Schatz <--sorry musste mal ausprbiert werden GGG
Running over the cliffs, carrying a mighty sword, cometh Schatz! And she gives an ominous bellow:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I shall discombobulate the entire world!!"