Test - What is your battle cry?

[Rübe]

Zang! Who is that, running through the tarmac! It is Rübe, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He bellows vengefully:

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Tja, Zeit für ein Beat'em up

[Bahamut]

Stalking out of an icy wasteland, cutting down all who dare to stand in the way, using two hardened pitas, cometh Bahamut! And he gives a cruel grunt:
"In the name of malice, I pillage with God on my side"

Ergibt irgendwie keinen Sinn, aber ich finds cool...

[The_question]

Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging amidst the tarmac! It is Tq, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! He grunts vengefully:

"I'm going to fuck you until you are unable to sit properly!!"

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Yeah ! XDDD

Mfg
Tq

[Cool]

Lo! Who is that, prowling across the mountains! It is Cool, hands clutching a studded crowbar! He screams homicidally:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! No flesh shall be spared!!!"

[Genji]

Stalking through the mountains, wielding a meaty axe, cometh Genji! And he gives an ominous scream:

"I'm going to hump you so painfully, you will polymorph into a bag of marshmallows!!"

Yeah...

[Black_Buster]

Nick: Black_Buster

Sprinting amidst the steppes, brandishing buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Black_Buster! And he gives a bloodthirsty grunt:

"I'm going to hump you so forcibly, it will be a new form of crime!!!"


Nick: Strider

Hark! Who is that, sprinting over the hotel lobby! It is Strider, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a gutteral cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to exfoliate you to the bone!!"

Nice, das werd ich mir merken beim nächsten kampf =)

[Lee]

Skulking through the tarmac, clutching a meaty axe, cometh Lee! And he gives a mighty grunt:

"I'm going to smash you so hard, your screams will reanimate the dead!"

[basti-kun]

Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting along the tarmac! It is Basti, hands clutching a meaty axe! He bellows gutterally:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I sow darkness and discord until my glands are satisfied!!"


ich liebe odin! yeah dude i rock, falls jemand jackass kennt ^^

[BenjaTheFlad]

"yeah dude" sagt steve-o so immer

[Dee]

Zang! Who is that, prowling along the desert! It is Dee, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a booming scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to bludgeon you until time and space have no meaning!"

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-Dee

[Lux]

Zang! Who is that, prowling amidst the freeway! It is Monkey_d_ruffy, hands clutching a burning branch! He bellows vengefully:

"I'm going to bludgeon you to the moon and back!!!"

[Saturos]

Nur Vorname:

Striding along the desert, carrying a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Saturos! And he gives an ominous grunt:
"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I bring darkness and mayhem until my glands are satisfied!!!"

Vor- und Nachname:

Running through the hotel lobby, attacking with buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Saturos Zed! And he gives a booming bellow:

"For the love of beatings, I sow darkness and discord like the world's mightiest bad-ass!!!"

rofl ^^

[Rikkulein]

Ui ein neuer Test

Yea, verily:
Who is that, running amidst the hotel lobby! It is Rikkulein, hands clutching a burning branch! She roars ominously:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I slice through beating hearts like the world's mightiest bad-ass!!"

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*lol* bringt mich lieber nicht auf die Palme...ich steh laut dem Test auf Blutbäder *hrhr*

[Miaka86]

Sprinting across the plains, clutching buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Miaka86! And she gives a booming cry:

"I'm going to beat you until there are no limbs left to break!!"


Hark! Who is that, stalking through the terrain! It is Denise, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a spectacular bellow, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to smack you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!!!"


Running on the cliffs, wielding a bladed baseball bat, cometh Denise ****! And she gives a booming grunt:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I shall fill the world with the stench of death!"


das kam raus 1.Nick
2.Name
und 3. Vollständiger name ^^

[Kite]

Lustig. ^^ Ich frag' mich, ob da irgendein System dahinter steckt.

Lo! Who is that, skulking along the desert! It is Kite, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He cries homicidally:

"I'm gonna kick yer sorry arses so hard you'll kiss the moons!!!"

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... Ach nee, falsches Spiel.

"I'm going to bake your brains with the heat of my fury!!!"

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Und das ganze nochmal mit meinem RL-Namen.

Who is that, running through the plains! It is *censored*, hands clutching a mighty sword! He roars homicidally:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! Skulls will be fucked for Satan!"

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Oh sh*t, meine sexuelle Vorliebe für Schädel wurde entdeckt. Das ist mir jetzt aber peinlich.

[sMaex]

o_0 wer kommtn auf sowas? Naja egal is ja witzig!

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! You are made of meat and I am very hungry!"

Muhaha Daddy der Kanibale!

[blutmetzger]

Ach du mein Lieber Gott, ich weis nicht wie ich das bewerten soll

Striding on the wasteland, wielding a studded crowbar, cometh Blutmetzger! And he gives a booming roar:

"I'm going to fuck you until you're pissing shit, and dip you in uranium!!!"

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wenn das nicht grass ist weis ich auch nicht

Das hier kam bei meinem Real Life Name raus

Lo! Who is that, rampaging amidst the desert! It is *zensiert* , hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a gutteral scream, his voice cometh:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I desecrate like the world's mightiest bad-ass!"

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Irgendwie kommt mir das auch nicht wirklich näher, aber was solls, come get some

[Daen vom Clan]

Jawohl!!

Sprinting amidst the terrain, wielding a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Daen Vom Clan! And he gives a bloodthirsty bellow:

"I'm going to torment you until you spontaneously degenerate!"

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Auf geht's, zur spontanen Degeneration *grins*


Und mit meinem Originalnamen:

Running along the tarmac, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a piece of chainlink fence, cometh John Doe! And he gives a mighty roar:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I feel like chicken tonight!"

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[Akai Nami]

Neuer TEST!

Nickname: Striding along the desert, clutching a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Kamui_Shiro2204! And he gives a mighty grunt:

"I'm going to hump you until you're translucent!!"

Echter Spitzname: Striding over the tundra, attacking with a studded crowbar, cometh Seppel! And he gives a gutteral roar:

"I'm going to pulverize you into the fourth dimension!"

Echter Name: Lo! Who is that, prowling across the terrain! It is Sebastian, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He howls mightily:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace!!!"

anderer Nick: Skulking across the mountains, clutching a thorned whip, cometh Naitsabes! And he gives a spectacular cry:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I hereby snap and go berzerk!!!"

Herrlich!

[Zachriel]

BTW wolltet ih nicht schon immer mal wissen was Jesus rufen würde wenn er ein blutgeiler krieger wäre?

Who is that, prowling amidst the steppes! It is Jesus, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He screams homicidally:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace!!!"


auch Gott ist kein schäfchen:

Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking amidst the icy wasteland! It is Gott, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! He cries thunderously:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I am on a crash course with bloody destiny!"

und nun die satanischen gegenstücke:

Zang! Who is that, skulking through the mini-mall parking lot! It is Bill Gates, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with a mighty roar, his voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to punch you in such an unsafe manner, you will see ultraviolet!!!"