Fuchskant # Fuchszehn - geh dir einen vixen!

[Holo]

Ich glaub das passt hier auch rein. Mit viel Fantasie.

[Ianus]

After my gyno asked the usual “are you sexually active?” question, which I always have to strain myself to not answer “AM I?!!”, and offer a high five, the guy gyno snapped on his rubber gloves.

He then made a noise that sounded a bit like this: HUH.

Which is never something you wanna hear when someone is staring at your vagina. I mean, he was looking at this thing like it was a TomTom satnav which had just sent him to the edge of a cliff.

He said “just a second”, and he went out of the room and came back with a second doctor. This second doc peered at my vulva like he was looking at a rare diamond. Which, in a way, he was.

He then said: “It could be that you have syphilis”.

IT COULD BE THAT YOU HAVE SYPHILIS.

“Wha?” I said, “That’s ridiculous. Nobody has syphilis. That thing is like, died out, right?”

Syphilis, clearly, is for Bram Stoker and Nietzsche. There was no way I had syphilis.

“Well it is rare”, Dr 2. said, “But it is still active in a lot of parts of the world. Have you been on holiday recently to any unusual places, Africa say? Parts of Eastern Asia?”

There was a pause.

“I live in Russia”.

Yeah, I totally had the syphilis.

...

The Vagenda ist immer wieder Comedy Gold.

[Icetongue]

FOR A DOLLAR! NAME THREE WHITE PEOPLE!!!

[TwoFace]

[R.F.]

http://nmap.org/movies/
Was man nicht alles findet, wenn man Langeweile hat. xD

[WeTa]

http://nmap.org/movies/
Was man nicht alles findet, wenn man Langeweile hat. xD

...

Haha, wie cool!

So, die nächsten 9 Tage ist der Fyrkant noch toter als tot, weil alle Olafs und Günthers (zumindest temporär) Party in Bremen machen.
Erwartet aber schonmal mit Freude den #YOLOfflinefyrkant #3 #SWAG #BRAUCHTMEHRHASHTAGS

[Karl]

Schlund: Origins - the movie
(völlig unverständlich, wenn man den Film nicht gesehen hat)

[Icetongue]

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[WeTa]

Crossposting without shame

[Miss Kaizer]

Kissenbezug \o/

(nur für euch fuchsliebende Menschen )

[WeTa]

imagine successfully infiltrating a coterie of hackers. neon hair extensions and mirrorshades swirl around you. java. c++. adobe photoshop. you say the words and are rewarded with acceptance. techno music. but you have grown complacent.

"i love purchasing software on CD-ROMs" you say and suddenly all is silent. the crowd gapes, betrayed, and then parts to reveal the Hack King upon his modem throne. he throws down his e-cig and crushes it under his knee-high combat boots, the ceramic splintering like bone. you will not leave this place alive.

[Defc]

Baer.

[Solacy]

Baer.

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Rub it with love.

[WeTa]

[Miss Kaizer]

Ich hab mehr gelacht als ich sicher sollte x) Zwei knuffige Katzen und ein Reiskocher... x))

[Ianus]

Oglaf hält sein Niveau.

[R.F.]

http://www.kongregate.com/games/ambitiousk/can-your-pet

Spiele gibts xD

[Icetongue]

[T.U.F.K.A.S.]

OKAY IM LOOKIN UP GAMEFAQS

[T.U.F.K.A.S.]

SPACE LANCE