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The Vagenda ist immer wieder Comedy Gold.Zitat
After my gyno asked the usual “are you sexually active?” question, which I always have to strain myself to not answer “AM I?!!”, and offer a high five, the guy gyno snapped on his rubber gloves.
He then made a noise that sounded a bit like this: HUH.
Which is never something you wanna hear when someone is staring at your vagina. I mean, he was looking at this thing like it was a TomTom satnav which had just sent him to the edge of a cliff.
He said “just a second”, and he went out of the room and came back with a second doctor. This second doc peered at my vulva like he was looking at a rare diamond. Which, in a way, he was.
He then said: “It could be that you have syphilis”.
IT COULD BE THAT YOU HAVE SYPHILIS.
“Wha?” I said, “That’s ridiculous. Nobody has syphilis. That thing is like, died out, right?”
Syphilis, clearly, is for Bram Stoker and Nietzsche. There was no way I had syphilis.
“Well it is rare”, Dr 2. said, “But it is still active in a lot of parts of the world. Have you been on holiday recently to any unusual places, Africa say? Parts of Eastern Asia?”
There was a pause.
“I live in Russia”.
Yeah, I totally had the syphilis....
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