Der Visual Novel Thread

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Demonic Jessica is best Jessica. Oh, bittebittebitte lasst sie eine Täterin sein!
Und Electrobeat-Music ist auch wiedrmal super.

Aber NICHTS geht über schwachsinnige Mathespielchen zur Kampfkraftermessung.
Oh Umineko.. :'D

Edit:



OBJECTION!



Umineko was never a a fair Game, not even a bit!
Let me use the Red to say It clear:

This Game, Umineko No Naku Koro Ni, isn't fair! That includes all Episodes, Teaparties and ???-Extras! Let me say more: This Game is, as Defintion of a Mystery-Novel, with certainity a- No, there's a simpler Way to say It: Umineko No Naku Koro Ni is a Piece of Shit!

And im not done yet! This Time, I'll use the Blue:
In the World exists a few hundred better and a few thousand FAIRER Games than this so-called "Fair Game". It's impossible to prove that fairer Games as this Shit doesnt exist! So it becomes a DEVIL's PROVE!

I have more:

The Autor of Umineko was steady high or possibly on Crack or another unknown Drug which make him wrote such an twisted Storyshit, as he wrote this Game! Later, he refuse to abandon his Tippling-Outcome and despaired try to put a logical Sense in the so-called "Story." Nothing of It makes Sense, not even a little bit, but after releasing his Trash, he called this Failure "Deep" and "Based on Interpretation", thats since centuries the easiest Way to escape from the own disability!



Dlanor, right here, to protect the Honor of my FATHER!

The Autor of Umineko was steady high or possibly on Crack or another unknown Drug which make him wrote such an twisted Storyshit, as he wrote this Game!

...

Knox's 4th: It is forbidden for unknown drugs or hard to understand scientific devices to be USED!!

Nothing of It makes Sense, not even a little bit, but after releasing his Trash, he called this Failure "Deep" and "Based on Interpretation", thats since centuries the easiest Way to escape from the own disability!

...

Knox's 9th: is permitted for observers to let their own conclusions and interpretations be HEARD!!

Whats with this:
The Autor is affected by the Down-Syndrom or another braineating Illness and wrote Umineko in this condition!

Knox's 8th: It is forbidden for the case to be resolved with clues that are not PRESENTED!!

Then... then maybe he's just an Idiot!

Knox's 6th: It is forbidden for accident or intuition to be employed as a detective TECHNIQUE!! You never meet with the Autor or at least speake a Word with him, so you cannot claim that he is a Idiot just because you dont understand his STORY!





GH...HNGHHUUUU....!!! Whats with this:
A Bunch of Players who read this Game doesnt unerstand the Story or the Crime behind Umineko! So Its natural to assume that a perfect Answer or at least a clear Statement doesnt exist!!

Knox's 2th: It is forbidden for supernatural agencies to be employed as a detective TECHNIQUE!! A perfect Answer doesnt EXIST! You have to think on your own and find the Answer through the many Hints in the EPISODES!

T-Thats... but... uhm... I mean-

Now Dlanors COUNTER! Prepare your ANUS!
You, Sir, are a feckless IDIOT! Youre playing this Game since Months, youre allready in Episode 6 from only 8 and despite that you understand NOTHING!

Wh-Mom, what-

There are hundred obviously Hints in the previous Episodes, a lot of them easy as Pie to understand, but you get NOTHING!

Wait, what do you-

As a Conclusion, Its a Fakt that youre a totally reckless Fool, who dont try to think about the Riddles but crying in the VN-Threads hundred times like a pathethic BABY! I am truly DISAPPOINTED!

D-das... äh.... naja... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH T__________________________T

DIE THE DEATH!
SENTENCE TO DEATH!
GREAT EQUALIZER IS THE DEATH!










Umineko ist nicht fair.







( Ja, lasst mich in Ruhe, ich hatte halt gerade lange Weile und das musste mal raus. )